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cut/paste- 'scuze the lingo.
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your @ss in the train, Cause we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one."
She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to store all of your hand luggage under your seat. remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please direct your complaints to the fat bi+ch in the kitchen."
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Post by Warmaster »

lol that is one smart a$$ 5 year old.
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Post by snoopy »

Sry, too much profanity for me to find it funny- if my 5 yr. old talked like that around me he would be lucky to see the light of day by the time he's 18.
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Post by Avder »

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Owned!
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Post by Battlebot »

lmao!!!!!
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Post by Nexus_One »

old, i heard that one a few years ago on Bob & Tom, good joke though
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Post by Pun »

nice
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Post by Iceman »

fun nay :D
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Post by Beowulf »

waah snoopy.
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Post by Mobius »

Snoopy. Get a sense of humour, AND A LIFE.

And remember: It's a JOKE! An ordinary JOKE. It can't hurt you.

Funny Barry. :)
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Post by JMEaT »

Gahaha!
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Post by Arol »

Good One! :D
Kid's got a great future as a railroad conductor! :twisted:
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