Why is this worthy of the news?

Jagger · Post by **Jagger** » Wed Sep 01, 2004 3:06 pm

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/3699008/detail.html

I don't understand this... And does this person have nothing better to do than squirt milk out of his eyes?

Warlock · Post by **Warlock** » Wed Sep 01, 2004 3:12 pm

he broke the other persions record

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Wed Sep 01, 2004 3:35 pm

Ew, gross.

Darktalyn1 · Post by **Darktalyn1** » Wed Sep 01, 2004 4:00 pm

If shooting milk out your tear duct is your claim to fame you lead a sad existance.

Robo · Post by **Robo** » Wed Sep 01, 2004 5:10 pm

... or your Turkish.

STRESSTEST · Post by **STRESSTEST** » Wed Sep 01, 2004 5:29 pm

Turkish?

Do they have Shrubs?

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Wed Sep 01, 2004 6:33 pm

Is this like the guy that eats spaghetti and then blows it out of his nose?

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Wed Sep 01, 2004 8:45 pm

Another example of "just because you CAN doesn't mean you SHOULD."

Tyranny · Post by **Tyranny** » Wed Sep 01, 2004 10:37 pm

probably was thick goats milk too.....welp, he'd really only have two life alternatives.

1. Goats milk squirter

or..

2. Goat fucker

I think he made the right choice