Top 10 Polite Ways To Say Your Zipper Is Down

STRESSTEST · Post by **STRESSTEST** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 4:00 pm

Top 10 Polite Ways To Say Your Zipper Is Down (by David Letterman )
10. The cucumber has left the salad.
9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked
position.
7. Paging Mr. Johnson .. Paging Mr. Johnson.
6. Elvis has left the building.
5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. Men may be From Mars ... but I can see something that rhymes with
Venus.
And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped ..
1. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 4:12 pm

Flatlander · Post by **Flatlander** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 4:13 pm

XYZPDQ

Battlebot · Post by **Battlebot** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 4:13 pm

ive got one:

The gate is open but the beast is asleep

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 4:23 pm

it smells like a rotting leper in here.

AceCombat · Post by **AceCombat** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 4:30 pm

for the Military people

Your Barracks door is open.

Nitrofox125 · Post by **Nitrofox125** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 7:13 pm

What's the X for?

Battlebot · Post by **Battlebot** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 7:30 pm

X-amine your zipper etc

SolidAir · Post by **SolidAir** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 7:31 pm

examine your zipper, poor drunk queer

Pun · Post by **Pun** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 8:19 pm

what the f^ck is that avatar, Bill?

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 8:23 pm

"Hey, your fly is open"

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 9:04 pm

Punisher: That is SolidAir's Asian sooky sooky five dollah

Testiculese · Post by **Testiculese** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 10:12 pm

"Nice c*ck!"

Instills embarassment AND fear. The look on the face is worth them thinking you're gay.

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 10:16 pm

You have a licence to sell hotdogs?

No??

then ya better close-up shop.

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 12:29 am

Feeling a draft?

Tyranny · Post by **Tyranny** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 2:53 am

I got one for letterman...

His material called, it left over a decade ago