DBB Twisted Story Time

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 7:57 pm

I think everyone remembers how this works. You build off the person in front of you and leave it open ended for the person behind you.

I'll start

Once upon a time, in a big forest with lots and lots of strange and bizzare trees....

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 8:02 pm

DCrazy was wearing a football uniform and was struck by lightning... yet lived...

Hostile · Post by **Hostile** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 8:34 pm

He seemed ok except for the anal leakage.....Just as he looked down......

Topher · Post by **Topher** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 8:41 pm

...he noticed the bag of Olestra potatoe chips that he had just finished eating...

Sapphire Wolf · Post by **Sapphire Wolf** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 9:42 pm

...and he know that the chips were...

snoopy · Post by **snoopy** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 9:51 pm

being eaten by a pair of Gremlins who...

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 9:56 pm

Who stole it from the nazis back when....

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 10:06 pm

only Ice cream was that fashionable. But then again Dcrazy was always a bit....

Zoop! · Post by **Zoop!** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 10:09 pm

..."behind" everyone else. Even his archenemy...

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 10:12 pm

Britney Spears liked to eat ice cream, oops she....

CDN_Merlin · Post by **CDN_Merlin** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 10:15 pm

sucked again because she can't .....

Sapphire Wolf · Post by **Sapphire Wolf** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 10:21 pm

...sing very well...

[]V[]essenjah · Post by **[]V[]essenjah** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 1:11 am

and can't get a....

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 1:14 am

..very large....

Sirius · Post by **Sirius** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 1:32 am

brain to think with. But DCrazy didn't care...

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 1:52 am

He knew he was in love. However, they didnt sell those at the store, they were out of ...

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 2:57 am

Modifed bean curd tofu. But no matter he tossed her in a cart and..

Hostile · Post by **Hostile** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 3:04 am

farted....But then this stupid......

Sage · Post by **Sage** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 3:14 am

...guy named Hostile jumped out of a tree and...

Sapphire Wolf · Post by **Sapphire Wolf** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 3:59 am

..bumped into a thing...

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 4:24 am

called lust... and made more babies that your tax money gets to pay for...

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 6:19 am

But then Britney pulled a Las Vegas annulement on him, his heart was borked, however...

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 7:16 am

He decided to get a lobotomy to forget the memory of her painful voice, but instead of a lobotomy, the doctor gave him a...

DCrazy · Post by **DCrazy** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 7:29 am

...vasectomy, and was praised for saving the welfare department so much money. His tubes sufficiently tied, Hostile...

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 8:36 am

Went to his man-ape home high up in the trees and had several kegs of cheap beer delivered so he and his Ape friends could enjoy....

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 8:40 am

it. Suddenly, the Knights of Nee screached. "He has said the word! the word that the Knights of Nee CANNOT HEAR!!!" For some reason...

CDN_Merlin · Post by **CDN_Merlin** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 8:41 am

edit:

they couldn't keep their hands of each other and started to ...

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 8:51 am

vote on who would be the pivot man in the...

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 9:53 am

...Fall Election of...

Pun · Post by **Pun** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 12:15 pm

The Illustrious Grand Poobah and Minister of Verbal Masturbation. Meanwhile, on the other side of the jungle...

Deadmeat · Post by **Deadmeat** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 12:45 pm

Tarzan and Jane were having a threefer with the chimp when...........

Zoop! · Post by **Zoop!** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 1:32 pm

a bad ass lion came from the future. His mission was to...

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 2:40 pm

Impregnate Hillary Clinton with the seed of Satan, creating the ultimate evil entity that would...

Robo · Post by **Robo** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 2:41 pm

Bring civilization cheese, and...

pipsqueak10 · Post by **pipsqueak10** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 3:06 pm

Hillary, now filled with her new found lust, decided to give Bill

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 3:08 pm

..a donut. Bill quickly....

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 3:17 pm

...questioned the moral standards of the donut while...

Pun · Post by **Pun** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 3:52 pm

...selecting a fine, Cuban cigar from his Humidor. He gazed at the donut and said...

Vindicator · Post by **Vindicator** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 3:59 pm

..."Oftentimes when gazing at a donut, I ponder the meaning of life. Why are we here? I think..."

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 4:57 pm

that this thread has taken a strange turn for the worse. Instead, I'd like to propose a toast to..."