Speeding ticket

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 11:20 am

Now THIS is a speeding ticket!

Zer0Cool · Post by **Zer0Cool** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 11:28 am

damn that sux...lol

Pun · Post by **Pun** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 12:12 pm

I wonder what 205 MPH feels like. Damn, that's faast.

Will Robinson · Post by **Will Robinson** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 12:19 pm

How do you sit on a bike with balls that big?

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 12:28 pm

YEah I got a kick out of that. When I first read the headline on on the startribune the other day I thought "Wait, hes going 205mph, and he got CAUGHT?" but then it was a bike, so

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 12:48 pm

Wow, must be one heckuva tweaked crotch rocket to reach that speed. Nice looking too ...

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 12:56 pm

If he crashed at that speed, he'd be one nasty wad of meat

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Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 3:14 pm

should've read the "speed checked by aircraft" sign, huh?

Jagger · Post by **Jagger** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 3:58 pm

Top Gun wrote:If he crashed at that speed, he'd be one nasty wad of meat .

Wad? No no, he'd be a STREAK of meat.

Like spreading butter over bread..

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 4:24 pm

Darwin Award in the making, anyone?

Voldemort · Post by **Voldemort** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 5:08 pm

wow that pretty fast

i still think 80 is to fast...

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 5:25 pm

I was wondering how much the speeding ticket would be for.

and yea.. laying that one over would have been messy. there wouldn't have been enough to bury. Any physics geeks out there? Calculate the estimated distance of travel of average man, average mass, at 205 mph post jettison.

Voldemort · Post by **Voldemort** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 6:25 pm

i say...SPLAT

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 6:48 pm

Well, Duper, I need to know the coefficient of friction between his body and the pavement

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Zoop! · Post by **Zoop!** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 7:08 pm

Top Gun wrote:Well, Duper, I need to know the coefficient of friction between his body and the pavement .

Think cheese grater against soft stick of butter.

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 8:12 pm

Top Gun wrote:Well, Duper, I need to know the coefficient of friction between his body and the pavement .

average leather bike suit and average medium grade ashpalt. ... be creative.

j/k

the real question is: What sound would it make???

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 9:18 pm

A very unpleasant one

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Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 9:45 pm

Duper wrote:I was wondering how much the speeding ticket would be for.

Not to mention his new insurance rates ...

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 11:52 pm

Like anyone will be stupid enough to insure him

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 12:42 am

If there's a buck to be made...

Stryker · Post by **Stryker** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 8:54 am

This guy was on the road to becoming a bug on the Windshield of Asphalt!

AceCombat · Post by **AceCombat** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 2:10 pm

DAYUM!!

Fastest ive ever been is 169 MPH in a Highly Modified Acura NXS R-Type

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 2:19 pm

AceCombat wrote:DAYUM!!

Fastest ive ever been is 169 MPH in a Highly Modified Acura NXS R-Type

Was the modification a sidewinder missile engine strapped to the back?

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 2:22 pm

Krom wrote:
AceCombat wrote:DAYUM!!

Fastest ive ever been is 169 MPH in a Highly Modified Acura NXS R-Type
Was the modification a sidewinder missile engine strapped to the back?

Sage · Post by **Sage** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 2:46 pm

Iceman wrote:
Krom wrote:
AceCombat wrote:DAYUM!!

Fastest ive ever been is 169 MPH in a Highly Modified Acura NXS R-Type
Was the modification a sidewinder missile engine strapped to the back?

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 3:24 pm

A bikers group is actually challenging the speed the cop measured, explaining that an error of so much as a half second on the stopwatch could knock the speed down to 185MPH.

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 10:11 pm

Does that extra 20 mph really make a difference? Either way, he was going over one freakin' hundred mph over the speed limit!

kurupt · Post by **kurupt** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 10:19 pm

Top Gun wrote:Does that extra 20 mph really make a difference? Either way, he was going over one freakin' hundred mph over the speed limit!

hell yeah it does. thats alot less of a fine for 185mph than 205mph

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 10:20 pm

Ah, the icy logic of our judicial system

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Avder · Post by **Avder** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 3:18 am

Actually it might. If hes charged with doing 205 over the limit and he wasnt, hes only charged with reckless driving.

Nitrofox125 · Post by **Nitrofox125** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 8:16 am

Hah! Radar guns only have two digits, right???

/me gets ready to go 125 in a 25 mph zone

BUBBALOU · Post by **BUBBALOU** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 8:55 am

Avder wrote:...hes only charged with reckless driving.

Which carries a heavier weight/fines than any speeding ticket ever could. Also can result in inprisonment to boot.

When an officer gives you a choice of a speeding ticket or a reckless driving.. YOU TAKE THE SPEEDING TICKET.

BTW: very rare if they dont give you both!

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 11:41 pm

Krom wrote:Was the modification a sidewinder missile engine strapped to the back?

I'm betting on a JATO rocket.

*recaps to a certain episode of Mythbusters*

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 11:55 pm

Hehe, that myth's been around for years. The Arizona Highway Patrol supposedly still gets calls by people asking if it was true

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MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 9:50 pm

Top Gun wrote:Hehe, that myth's been around for years. The Arizona Highway Patrol supposedly still gets calls by people asking if it was true .

I heard they have a special hotline just for that myth, kinda like the CDC does for a certain banana myth (the one about the flesh-eating bacteria).

AceCombat · Post by **AceCombat** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 9:58 pm

LMAO!!

NSX will easily do those speeds

ESPECIALLY A R-Type !!!!!!!

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 8:58 pm

Nitrofox125 wrote:Hah! Radar guns only have two digits, right???

/me gets ready to go 125 in a 25 mph zone

Maybe, but sky-cops use a timer and marks on the ground. Read the story again.

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:56 pm

Nitrofox125 wrote:Hah! Radar guns only have two digits, right???

3

AceCombat · Post by **AceCombat** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 1:40 pm

ive seen a couple with 4, they have a 1/10th indicator. but that is a very rare occurance

Top Wop · Post by **Top Wop** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 2:02 pm

Comment withdrawn.