limericks

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 8:13 pm

In the Garden of Eden lay Adam
Passionately stroking his madam
And loud was his mirth
For on all of the earth
There were only two balls and he had â??em

Gooberman · Post by **Gooberman** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 8:21 pm

It's a man's obligation
to stick his boneration
in a womens seperation
This sort of penetration
will increase the population
of the younger generation

-Cartman

kufyit · Post by **kufyit** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 8:27 pm

That's quite a liberal limerick, there Goob. I'd dare say it isn't one at all.

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 8:46 pm

"You know, I once knew a man from Nantucket..."
"So?"
"Let's just say the stories about him were greatly exaggerated."

--Homer Simpson

Gooberman · Post by **Gooberman** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 9:18 pm

aabba gets old fast.

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 9:47 pm

There once was a man named John
Who on one day while mowing his lawn
His zipper the was broke
The unfortunate bloke
And he ran right over his shlong

There once was a man named Rob
Who loved to polish his knob
With aloe and lotion
He'd get in the motion
Until he got caught on the job

Both original masterpieces

Sage · Post by **Sage** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 8:34 am

There was once a man named Bill
he liked to take sh8ts on the landfill
But one day there was a snake
and it went up his anus
and he dide with a snake up it intestine.

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 8:43 am

bang!

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 10:05 am

Gooberman wrote:aabba gets old fast.

It's what made rock n roll great.