Hahahahahaha omg... very sad. Not sure if it's made up or not, but yeah
Topeka, KS - High school sophomore Brett Tyson was suspended today after teachers learned he may be using PHP.
"A teacher overheard him say that he was using PHP, and as part of our Zero-Tolerance policy against drug use, he was immediately suspended. No questions asked," said Principal Clyde Thurlow.
Well I was thinking they were making fun of the school at the end, but looking back on it, it's pretty obvious it was made up. Still really funny though.