I was minding my own business watching ppl flying around in space n stuff.
then i notice the cat is looking at something on teh wall in the hallway, i investigate and it's a huge ★■◆●ing spider. getting close to summer, huntsman spiders (very common) start to come into the house for some reason. they don't kill you or anything but they are big, have big fangs and can give a nasty deep painful bite. i'm not sure how you get em to bite you, they arn't exactly aggressive, they are easily confused though and will sometimes run AT you if startled.
k, so my cat (Jim) is poking this thing on the wall with his paw, i don't really want the cat killing this thing like it does everything else around the house (he's an environmental disaster!), so i take the cat into my room closing the door. 5 mins later i'm playing with the cat in my room near the door, and this stupid spider comes in runs straight past the oblivious cat and disappears under my bed. it's 2-3AM, until that moment i was PLANNING on going to bed - que the first post in this thread.
i shuffle around my bed trying to find the spider, no luck. i figure this is darwin's choice here so i get the cat to try to hunt the spider, i am reminded that my current cat is very domesticated and has little idea wtf i'm on about.
i bet teh spider is in there, I BET I BET!@!!
hmm, no.
jim fucks off and snoozes.
i give up on the spider and get back on the pc.
while writing previous post, spider suddenly appears waltzing across the wall from behind my moniter, gets freaked out, and drops down near my feet. post is instantly deemed "finished" - que 2nd post.
mr spider just decides to stroll around my room for a while, i think he did a couple of complete laps.
seconds before i tried to crush him with the door, which just sent him mental and running at me, then disappearing under the bed. AGAIN.
i have to deal with huge spiders with frickin laser beams on their heads.
only jim is capable of handling such a technologically advanced enemy.
i grab the now comatosed cat, but now the spider seems to have wandered elsewhere. grr/eek!
anyway spider shows up, after much pointing and stuff i finally get jim to notice it. which wakes him up.
rawr.
RAWR! (so cute ^_^)
i swear all cats have Attention Deficit Disorder. i really want to kill this spider, i'm gonna kill it, soooo gonna kill it OMG WAS THAT A BIRD CALL!! LETS CHECK IT OUT!!
jim eventially jumps/falls-off (:P) my window sill and get back to digging around my pc's cables. he's runnin round like a retard. anyway he finally kills it somehow, with his mouth flings it out from behind the pc (why yes, this did freak out the cameraman). and blah blah, crunches it up.
(btw, jim is a very big cat)
few mins later i look at the little muppet on my windowsill again, he has half a spiderleg sticking out out his mouth like a toothpick ^_^ SOOO CYOOOOT.
the little fucker always has to have something in his mouth.
um ow
7am, my bedroom now safe from face eating spiders, i bid thee adieu. zzzz
theend
(i locked the cat in my room to save the spider, now the dumb spider runs into my room under my door, RUNS STRAIGHT BEHIND MY CAT and disappears in a cloud of roid-arachno-panic-frenzy. darwinism in action)
(I'm not making this up! I smashed one with the fly swatter once, knocking its head off...and the damn thing got up and flew around for atleast five minutes non-stop before landing and walking around bumping into things. 
