My dog ate my penis.

Unix · Post by **Unix** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 9:04 pm

Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Pnis, Dog Eats It

Mon Oct 4,10:41 AM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters

BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his pnis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... m/penis_dc"

If this is the price of getting old, I want to die young.

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 9:07 pm

uhh....ouch

AceCombat · Post by **AceCombat** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 9:08 pm

ROTFLMAO!!!

Unix · Post by **Unix** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 9:10 pm

I wonder if the dog had the internal monolog like in the beggin strips commercial...

"...pen1s, pen1s, pen1s, pen1s,...."

Will Robinson · Post by **Will Robinson** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 9:11 pm

Unix wrote: Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

No. Anyone who can mistake his penis for a chicken neck is never out of danger.

Testiculese · Post by **Testiculese** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 9:21 pm

I'm sure he 'wringed' it every night, so he just had a minor flashback as the axe fell.

CUDA · Post by **CUDA** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 9:26 pm

I want to know WTF was he doing killing chickens with his pants down????? I heard of choking the chicken but this is re"dick"less

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 9:59 pm

CUDA wrote:I want to know WTF was he doing killing chickens with his pants down????? I heard of choking the chicken but this is re"dick"less

Maybe he borrowed some of kurupt's viagra and it popped out to say hello to the chicken?

You know how those farm boys are.

Top Wop · Post by **Top Wop** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 10:07 pm

What is it with dicks and Romania? Just last year there was a story someone posted here about a Romanian who's penis exploded.

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 10:12 pm

I want to know why the word [spoiler]penÃs[/spoiler] is censored?

Sage · Post by **Sage** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 10:19 pm

yeh! why is PENAS senserd?

Skyalmian · Post by **Skyalmian** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 10:30 pm

Is vagina?
No, of course not...

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 10:36 pm

It is especially idiotic when such words as:

butt
anus
colon
vagina
breast
breasts
clit
clitorus
labia
mons pubis
genital
balls
ballsack
sex
sexual
masturbation
intercourse
felatio
cunnilingus
blowjob
bestiality
incest

and parts of the organ:
glans
corpus cavernosa
spongium cavernosa
vas deferens
scrotum
epididymis
testicle
seminal vesicle
prostrate
semen
sperm

Now that's what I call hypocrisy.

ps. more words added

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 10:40 pm

caulk

Skyalmian · Post by **Skyalmian** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 10:45 pm

Administration Panel -> General Admin -> Word Censors -> Delete the censored words.

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 10:50 pm

It was censored as a joke IIRC, but I guess someone forgot to uncensor it. It was done a LONG time ago though.

At any rate, this is an issue for Feedback, now stop derailing threads.

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 10:56 pm

Perhaps if it was dealt with now, swiftly, while the iron is hot, then this issue won't come up any more and no further posts regarding the male reproductive organ will be derailed.

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 11:06 pm

Lobber wrote:Perhaps if it was dealt with now, swiftly, while the iron is hot, then this issue won't come up any more and no further posts regarding the male reproductive organ will be derailed.

Then e-mail Xciter and Sickone and see what they say. Theres nothing I can do about it. (Don't get me wrong, I think its silly as hell to even censor it.)

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 12:31 am

okay.. i'm not even gonna try to contemplate how he accidentally cut off his member.

Vertigo 99 · Post by **Vertigo 99** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 8:18 am

PENIS!

Boo · Post by **Boo** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 4:06 pm

"10 signs you need to get glasses..."

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:44 pm

penis... finally, looks like someone finally got the message.

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:45 pm

"And how can you be sure we're live? Penis."

Edit: Nope, I still get the asterisks.

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:55 am

Was that his dog or Lorena Bobbitt's dog?

Nirvana · Post by **Nirvana** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:48 pm

Lobber wrote:Now that's what I call hypocrisy.

So uh... how exactly is it hypocrisy if someone didn't bother/remember to censor every possible variation or related term to said item?

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:07 pm

Nirvana wrote:
Lobber wrote:Now that's what I call hypocrisy.
So uh... how exactly is it hypocrisy if someone didn't bother/remember to censor every possible variation or related term to said item?

Exactly.

Nirvana · Post by **Nirvana** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:16 pm

Perhaps you need to look up the meaning of the word....

EXACTLY PERIOD

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:19 pm

It is exactly what I meant to say. I was agreeing with you. Since they "didn't bother to remember to censor every possible variation or related term" to the word, that is hypocrisy. Exactly.

Nirvana · Post by **Nirvana** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:51 pm

Just because you censor one thing, it doesn't make you a hypocrite because you forget or don't bother to censor everything related to it (or things worse). You aren't a hypocrite for censoring penis and not cock. That could just be a matter of personal taste, OR YOU JUST DIDN'T THINK TO (or, just didn't care to invest the time and effort to fully think it through, as maybe the censor was just trying to "protect" someone who might care). So, no, you weren't agreeing with me.

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:14 pm

The fact of the matter is, I was calling censoring penÃs and not vagina hypocrisy. Not the censoring of similar terms of the penÃs. You may want to rethink your argument now.

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 10:22 pm

people use the term for male genitalia far more often than they use the term for female genitalia. Furthermore, they use it as an insult far more often. Therefore, it makes sense that one might add the male word to the swear filter but not add the female word.

It would be hypocrisy if they were like "I'm going to ban people from using the word p**** but I'm allowed to use it" or "the words are used in the exact same way by the exact same people and are exactly as offensive, and I fully realize that, but I'm going to ban one and not the other just for kicks."

So yeah, what N-sheep said.

Nirvana · Post by **Nirvana** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 10:35 pm

Nope, no rethinking needed. As stated earlier, you may want to consult your dictionary.

Skyalmian · Post by **Skyalmian** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 12:31 pm

It doesn't need to be censored, plain and simple. **** and all other bad terms, fine. But not penis. The only time it's ever used (excluding all this chat about it) is in instances like in the starting post of this thread and once in a thread here and there. Don't believe me? Plug it into the search function and you'll pull up a whopping total of 25 threads (while vagina is only found in 15 threads)! Yes, that is overusage indeed!

Skyalmian wrote:Administration Panel -> General Admin -> Word Censors -> Delete the censored word.

My dog ate my penis.

My dog ate my penis.

Re: My dog ate my *****.