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...everyone stopped posting in this thread.

-The End.
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...that set off WWIII, causing worldwide mass destruction and panic, rendering Bush's "war on terrorism" all for nought. Then...
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...Worldwide Boredom Eradication Group unaimously declared that Lothar be executed for violating minimum word count limits, the means of execution being...
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large cheese...
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... which was melting. during WWIII, tyranny got nuked...
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STOP ALREADY! :roll:

Someone close this thread!
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stfu Tyranny
Spaceboy wrote:... which was melting. during WWIII, tyranny got nuked...
... but before he did, he posted one last time on the DBB. He said...
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...Stop already! because he was a peace loving hippy bean. then the nuke fell down on his toe, and...
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somehow the explosion was contained completely in his colon.....but for some reason...
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...this caused a chain reaction, resulting in his gall bladder swelling to the size of a small...
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...blue whale, causing him to...
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..suffer extreme pain. Then...
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...smokey the bear came out of nowhere causing a fire and...
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...big... (ha! one word! ... wait... crap.)
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quagmire of gerbils, which then attracted Nirvana, who was......
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...gerbil-humping...
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monkey, who had fleas, which didnt bite him 'cause they liked ketchup. So the fleas, and the gerbil humping monkey...
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gerbil humping monkey's lesbian roomate.....
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..."Pat"...
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...whom...
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loved Roidy's enlarged Guinea Pig whom Roidy also enjoyed from time to time....
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...and time again. But then Nirvana suddenly appeared with a gun and quickly tried to shoot...
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...placed a smiley-face sticker on his...
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hairy ape-like behind, when he started to grow spores...
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yes that's right, spores......on his
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...so then they started to grow into freakishly rainbow alien like barbie things. soon they started to attack the world with giant bazookas, firing computers, which exploded into ...
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huge bowls of Lucky Charms cereal, which oddly enough, is Gayowulf's favorite food, right behind a luke warm dead goat's azz. The explosion in the world's food supply led to.....
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