DBB Twisted Story Time

Hostile · Post by **Hostile** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 2:10 am

...of...

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 2:17 am

... DOOOOOOOOOM ...

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 3:35 am

Causing everyone to break out in song!!!

... I'm just a Bill, yes I'm only a bill and I'm sitting here on Captial Hill. Well I'm off to..

Spaceboy · Post by **Spaceboy** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 12:53 pm

... go jump off a cliff, and kill myself before this song gets outta control! So the bill walked to the edge, but something strange happened, the...

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 2:08 pm

...wind blew the bill up into the air and onto the windshield of a car, causing it to....

Zoop! · Post by **Zoop!** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 3:28 pm

...be vetoed...

Spaceboy · Post by **Spaceboy** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 5:44 pm

where it went to the bottom of its 329 years climing up... where it burst into flames, because it farted...

Hostile · Post by **Hostile** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 6:25 pm

and everyone wondered what the hell Spaceboy was talking about. But back on the ranch.....

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 6:37 pm

in a pool of horse poo-poo and urine, 2 amino acids were combining to form a new species, which....

Boo · Post by **Boo** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 7:49 pm

Would eventually rule the world thanks to the device called...

Zoop! · Post by **Zoop!** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 8:15 pm

...water...

Spaceboy · Post by **Spaceboy** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 8:19 am

...that was yellow...

Hostile · Post by **Hostile** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:05 pm

, but no one could understand why it was called "water that was yellow" so they renamed it.......

Vindicator · Post by **Vindicator** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:03 pm

...cheese in a can.

Zoop! · Post by **Zoop!** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:20 pm

but because it was so high in calories and saturated fat, it was deemed a weapon of mass...

Spaceboy · Post by **Spaceboy** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 11:24 pm

...gasiness...

Spaceboy · Post by **Spaceboy** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 7:27 pm

...which....

[]V[]essenjah · Post by **[]V[]essenjah** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 10:16 pm

Which created the guidbot from the first post like this where he had somehow died previously.... but is now back somehow through the combination.... however the side effect was also a weapon that could destroy and entire galaxy so....

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 2:20 am

...the creator of this dumb thread went back in time and killed himself so this thread never existed in the first place.

Unfortunately that created a time-space fracture, which caused Stormy and Dr. Quinn to...

Spaceboy · Post by **Spaceboy** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:51 pm

...cause...

Spaceboy · Post by **Spaceboy** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:52 pm

...double...

Stryker · Post by **Stryker** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 9:00 pm

posts, which effectively cluttered up anything anyone was trying to say due SPAM to SPAM the SPAM dreaded SPAM bot SPAM entering SPAM the SPAM thread SPAM. Fortunately....

Tyranny · Post by **Tyranny** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 9:25 pm

...I was tempted to spam like the rest of you for postcount sake just to get this thread closed but...

Tyranny · Post by **Tyranny** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 9:26 pm

...I saw that spaceboy did it and the thread is still here so...

Tyranny · Post by **Tyranny** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 9:27 pm

...this thread keeps going on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on...

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 12:27 am

... and ...

Flabby Chick · Post by **Flabby Chick** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 1:54 am

Vindicator · Post by **Vindicator** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 2:05 am

...without end.

Hostile · Post by **Hostile** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 2:23 am

Fortunately, we have moderators who prevent such things as......

rick_forrest · Post by **rick_forrest** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 8:45 am

SPAM infections. Unfortunately, they are all having too much fun spamming themselves to...

fliptw · Post by **fliptw** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 9:38 am

orgasms of delirous euphoria.

Then the author died.

Hostile · Post by **Hostile** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 4:18 pm

Which author you ask? That's easy. The naked.....

Spaceboy · Post by **Spaceboy** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 4:22 pm

something or other... if this post is to stop, we need 10 different people to say the end.

The end. -#2... look above.

Hostile · Post by **Hostile** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 4:26 pm

..at all the posts leading up to this moment. They all tell a troubling tale of disgusting intrigue and flatulation. Our heroes knew if they kept going, they could rule the world forever (or at least until the thread got closed and they lost all their power). But then they ran into Spacegirl, who for some reason, couldn't just look away, he couldn't just go somewhere else. So they banded together to form the legion of ......

Spaceboy · Post by **Spaceboy** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 5:51 pm

"friendlies"... spaceboy was just continuing what other people were posting, so hostile's friendlies...

Hostile · Post by **Hostile** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 10:47 pm

turned out to be well......HOSTILE. And they killed Spaceboy with extreme prejudice. But that wasn't enough because the hostile friendlies were horney and they.....

Vindicator · Post by **Vindicator** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 11:52 pm

...threw themselves upon spaceboy's corpse...

Stryker · Post by **Stryker** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:09 am

and were incinerated as spaceboy with his dying breath pressed the *destruct thread* button.

fliptw · Post by **fliptw** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:27 am

A cock ring, nipple clamp, and a vibrator walk into a bar...

Hostile · Post by **Hostile** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:55 am

...,the same bar as Spaceboy, to watch Spaceboy think he could actually press a button with his breath before he died. But they were disappointed because that is impossible. So now the hostile friendlies face a dilemna. Do they continue with Spaceboy, or try using the **** ring, the nipple clamp, and the vibrator on.....