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Looks like a Moose picked a fight with the power company, and lost!

Line workers in Alaska were running a new service, and while pulling the line tight, they noticed a problem. After backtracking the line, they found a moose hanging from the wire 50ft in the air!


http://www.news-miner.com/Stories/0,141 ... 4,00.html#



Evidently it was mating season, and the moose attacked the cable... cable got entangled on his antlers, and viola! Moose burgers! :)
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA OWNED!!!
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Sorry, always better with an image:

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Loosing a fight to a piece of wire. Now THAT is funny!
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What an awful cameraman.
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and the meat would not be salvageable as a result of the drugs.
No burgers... too bad :(
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No, it said that they decided not to drug it because the drugs would destroy the meat. The moose was terminated, and the meat was "donated to a local resident" [homer] Mmmmm..... Moooseburgers [/homer]
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llClutchll wrote:Evidently it was mating season, and the moose attacked the cable... cable got entangled on his antlers, and viola! Moose burgers! :)
PWNED!
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The moose apparently got its antlers tangled in electrical wire before workers farther down the line pulled the line tight about two weeks ago.
ahh, i thought maybe the moose had got caught in an avalanche and tangled in the wires that way, then the snow melts.

very surreal :)
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I'd have liked to see the workmen's faces when they found that :)
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