Hopefully you haven't seen this one, I thought it was also funny, but too riske for DBB.
> Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman suffering from
> Alzheimer's. His wife of 40 years loved him very much, but couldn't
> handle him any longer. He would wander about, never knowing where he
> was or, sometimes, even who he was. She decided to take him to a
> nursing home. At the nursing home, while the wife was filling out
> paperwork, a nurse had the gentleman sit in a chair. Suddenly the man
> started slowly leaning to his left. The nurse ran over and put a
> pillow on his left side to prop him up. A few minutes later, he
> started leaning to his right. The nurse ran over and put a pillow on
> his right side. Then he started leaning forward. This time the nurse
> strapped him ino the chair. After completeing the paperwork, his wife
> walked up to him and asked, "So are you sure this place is okay?" "It
> is okay," he said, "but why won't they let me fart?"
