Jesus WON'T Save You!

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 9:22 am

Reuters - A man leaped into a lion's cage at the Taipei Zoo to try to convert the king of beasts to Christianity, but was bitten... This Story shows how foolish some people are, and how their lack of Bible knowledge gets them almost killed.

What an idiot.

Warlock · Post by **Warlock** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 9:37 am

i would have let him get eaten

Flabby Chick · Post by **Flabby Chick** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 10:39 am

I find it funnier that you blame lack of bible knowledge for his actions and not that he was a complete friggin' dingbat wacko.

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:16 am

I guess the lion was Jewish.

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:22 am

Flabby Chick wrote:I find it funnier that you blame lack of bible knowledge for his actions and not that he was a complete friggin' dingbat wacko.

He apparently lacked alot of things.

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:39 am

Dedman wrote:I guess the lion was Jewish.

Yeah, and the guy was a few candles short of a menorah.

Jagger · Post by **Jagger** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 12:01 pm

Flabby Chick wrote:I find it funnier that you blame lack of bible knowledge for his actions and not that he was a complete friggin' dingbat wacko.

Yeah, he's pretty much just an idiot.

WarAdvocat · Post by **WarAdvocat** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 12:02 pm

I think it's safe to say that anyone who willingly confronts an apex predator in this fashion is not operating on the same plane of reality as the rest of us.

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 12:32 pm

Where is that Bible verse that says: "Don't test the Lord your God?"

Apparently this guy never read that one.

Vertigo · Post by **Vertigo** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 12:38 pm

Lobber wrote:
Flabby Chick wrote:I find it funnier that you blame lack of bible knowledge for his actions and not that he was a complete friggin' dingbat wacko.
He apparently lacked alot of things.

Seemingly didn't lack a serious pair of balls tho o_O

Liquid Fire · Post by **Liquid Fire** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 12:45 pm

There's a fine line between having balls of steel and a brain of mud. He just crossed it.

{OSS}Paedric · Post by **{OSS}Paedric** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 12:47 pm

Never confuse bravery with stupidity. While it may be considered brave to run into a burning building to affect the rescue of a child, it is a very stupid act indeed to get up in the face of a very large meat eating preditor and demand that the creature convert to Christianity.

Wang_Lo · Post by **Wang_Lo** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:37 pm

sigh, can always count on my fellow chinese people to do something stupid like this..........

Stryker · Post by **Stryker** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:38 pm

I wouldn't be surprised if the guy spent the rest of his lifetime trying to convince his dog that all that gravity junk is false.

The only surprise here is that the lion didn't eat the guy. I guess idiots don't taste too good.

Deadmeat · Post by **Deadmeat** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:53 pm

Unfortunately, they had fed the lions earlier that day so we didn't get to see Lions-1, Christian-0.

Vertigo 99 · Post by **Vertigo 99** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:41 pm

Actually deadmeat, by now, the score is something like Lions 1200 Christians 0

Sage · Post by **Sage** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 7:57 pm

Vertigo 99 wrote:Actually deadmeat, by now, the score is something like Lions 1200 Christians 0

ROFL

TigerRaptor · Post by **TigerRaptor** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 8:26 pm

It doesnâ??t matter if the lions are full you walk in their territory youâ??re going to get owned. I donâ??t feel sorry for the guy he got what he disserved, and his just as naÃ¯ve to believe God will stand behind stupidly.

His as dumb as dumb could be.

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 9:02 pm

I laughed at that article, what a moron.

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 9:10 pm

Wang_Lo wrote:sigh, can always count on my fellow chinese people to do something stupid like this..........

Naw, Wang, don't worry, he just beat one of us to the punch. I'm sure someone state-side was planning it.

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 9:41 pm

That's funny ... A darwin award for a (supposed) Christian.

TigerRaptor · Post by **TigerRaptor** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 9:47 pm

Actually Wang_Lo donâ??t the Chinese do this sort of thing as carrier for entertainment purposes only. Unlike this moron (Iâ??m a Christian lets go make friends with a lion).

roid · Post by **roid** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 10:02 pm

another one? this has been happening a lot recently. i liked the one where the lion pounced on teh guy and just kinda played with him, it was cute (the dumb guy wasn't harmed.. nice kitty.. nice kitty)

Wang_Lo · Post by **Wang_Lo** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:24 am

TigerRaptorFX wrote:Actually Wang_Lo donâ??t the Chinese do this sort of thing as carrier for entertainment purposes only. Unlike this moron (Iâ??m a Christian lets go make friends with a lion).

no i don't think so you might be thinking abou the japs

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:31 am

Wang_Lo wrote:
TigerRaptorFX wrote:Actually Wang_Lo donâ??t the Chinese do this sort of thing as carrier for entertainment purposes only. Unlike this moron (Iâ??m a Christian lets go make friends with a lion).
no i don't think so you might be thinking abou the japs

that was cold dude.

lol

TigerRaptor · Post by **TigerRaptor** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:45 am

Well the Japanese do a lot of crazy ★■◆● so that wouldnâ??t surprise me.

But when you typed this it kind of sounded that way.

Wang_Lo wrote:sigh, can always count on my fellow chinese people to do something stupid like this..........

Wait whatâ??s this thread about again?

Vindicator · Post by **Vindicator** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:55 am

Japs, Chinks... they're all gooks to me.

kurupt · Post by **kurupt** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 8:00 am

i heard this on the radio at work. we all had a good chuckle.