Geek Jokes

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 7:37 am

Geek joke # 1

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were all interviewing for the same job.

The mathematician gets called in first and gets asked only one question.
â??what is 1 plus 1?â?

Topher · Post by **Topher** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 8:46 am

BANGS-HEAD-ON-WALL......

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:17 am

q: how many geeks does it take to change a lightbulb?

a: 1; but he ran out of lightbulbs and is afraid to leave the house to buy some more.

BAAL · Post by **BAAL** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 10:10 am

ROFL meat!

Akasha · Post by **Akasha** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 2:12 am

How many teenyboppers does it take to flame a thread?

Three, but many more follow up posting pretty much the same stuff and lame stuff too.

DCrazy · Post by **DCrazy** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 5:54 pm

*groan* at #2

Sage · Post by **Sage** » Sat Jan 10, 2004 3:18 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by TheCops:
 q: how many geeks does it take to change a lightbulb?

a: 1; but he ran out of lightbulbs and is afraid to leave the house to buy some more.

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
and ordered some off the internet.

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 2:23 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by DCrazy:
*groan* at #2 <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yes, but you laughed on the inside didn't you. C'mon, admit it.

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Wed Jan 14, 2004 9:54 pm

How many jocks does it take to beat up a geek?

none, the geek runs away like the lil pu**y he is.

Sage · Post by **Sage** » Thu Jan 15, 2004 7:12 am

How many geeks does it take to take a ****.

1