useless factoids.

Hattrick · Post by **Hattrick** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 3:42 pm

The human heart creates enough pressure when it
pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head
before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories
an hour.
(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its
head is attached to its body. The female initiates
sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's
like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality
over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years
longer
than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the
difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have
sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

Mobius · Post by **Mobius** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 4:02 pm

You mean INACCURATE factoids.

Oh, and the fact you are swine-fixated.

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 4:14 pm

PIG F$%KER!

Hattrick · Post by **Hattrick** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 4:36 pm

and Mobi, The comments made were added by a friend of mine. I'll make him aware of your diagnosis of his having a pig fixation.

Clayman · Post by **Clayman** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 4:43 pm

Yep, seen that list before.

Vindicator · Post by **Vindicator** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 5:08 pm

I always heard that the jaw was the strongest muscle.

Unix · Post by **Unix** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 5:32 pm

Vindicator wrote:I always heard that the jaw was the strongest muscle.

I don't think bone is classified as muscle

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 6:05 pm

Unix wrote:
Vindicator wrote:I always heard that the jaw was the strongest muscle.
I don't think bone is classified as muscle

You know what he means.

and I'm sure he knows that too.

Unix · Post by **Unix** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 7:17 pm

Duper wrote:
Unix wrote:
Vindicator wrote:I always heard that the jaw was the strongest muscle.
I don't think bone is classified as muscle
You know what he means. and I'm sure he knows that too.

Hence the

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 7:21 pm

I just did 6.5 miles and the machine said that was 1,100 calories.

Vertigo · Post by **Vertigo** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 7:21 pm

Unix wrote:
Duper wrote:
Unix wrote:
Vindicator wrote:I always heard that the jaw was the strongest muscle.
I don't think bone is classified as muscle
You know what he means. and I'm sure he knows that too.
Hence the

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Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 8:18 pm

If confusion abounds, be more specific.

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 8:52 pm

O man I am rolling ... Thanks for the great post

Vindicator · Post by **Vindicator** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 10:03 pm

I hate you all.

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 11:35 pm

Vindicator wrote:I hate you all.

Thats good to know we feel the same way, now get lost

<3

snoopy · Post by **snoopy** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 11:45 pm

Hmm. What about chickens?

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 1:43 am

they lay eggs ..er. gilr chickens do at least.. that's kinda cool..

More Eggnog!

Drakona · Post by **Drakona** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 4:19 am

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

Jumping jellyfish, is that really so? Bouncing barnacles! I can't believe it! Capering clams, that's surprising news.

WarAdvocat · Post by **WarAdvocat** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 7:30 am

Talk about nitpicking, geesh.

Maybe elephahumpesesses are the only Mamminamals that can't jump? (and I know I've seen jumping clams too. They call 'em scallops)

aldel · Post by **aldel** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 3:45 pm

I was expecting the last "fact" to be "75% of all people believe everything they read on the Internet." That would've been funny.

roid · Post by **roid** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:22 pm

when this is emailed to me as a typical FW:FW:FW:FW:FW: email, it has these comments in it as well.

the pig one i ESPECIALLY remember. strange that i get this email with comments included, yet your friend wrote the comments?
i'm not too sure of that.

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 1:12 am

Hattrick wrote:Humans and dolphins are the only species that have
sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

Don't forget bonobo chimps. Hell, they use sex for making up! (I kid you not) Male or female, it doesn't matter to them.

(Isn't it amazing what you find out channel surfing and suddenly hit the Discovery Channel?)

Arbitar · Post by **Arbitar** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 2:07 am

Lucky pig ...

Tetrad · Post by **Tetrad** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 2:32 am

You know, if you crossed lions and pigs you'd get an animal that orgasmed 25 hours a day.

roid · Post by **roid** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 3:02 am

lol tet.

and MD, yeah i saw that documetary a while back too.
wee, fun for all. *throws poop at someone*

Hattrick · Post by **Hattrick** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 8:05 am

roid wrote:when this is emailed to me as a typical FW:FW:FW:FW:FW: email, it has these comments in it as well.

the pig one i ESPECIALLY remember. strange that i get this email with comments included, yet your friend wrote the comments?
i'm not too sure of that.

actually, I remember getting this crusty old bit o useless facts about 5 or 6 years ago, without the comments, A short time later a good friend of mine sent this version out with his comments added.

He could have been lying to all of us about the origins of said comments, sure.
I never bothered to investigate it.If he in fact was lying, I will be sure that appropriate punishment is carried out.

Vertigo 99 · Post by **Vertigo 99** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 9:31 am

roid wrote:lol tet.

and MD, yeah i saw that documetary a while back too.
wee, fun for all. *throws poop at someone*

wow i saw that documentary too

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 10:02 am

snoopy wrote:Hmm. What about chickens?

They should be born in a box, raised in a box, and served in a box with redbeans and rice.

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