DWI: Driving While an Idiot

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 10:17 am

I swear, people like this need to be strung up by their balls on public display and flogged until they're black and blue.

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 10:48 am

LOL! Just shoot the guy, he is wasting our oxygen.

Jagger · Post by **Jagger** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 11:33 am

Hehe

I toyed with the idea of posting this, just to give a more even forum post spread. However, I posted representing ClubGP.com(as mmm...boost).

Total retard. If you haven't already, look at some of the animated gifs later on in the thread. They're hilarious.

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 11:35 am

Hm, read the thread a bit. It sounds like hes claiming his gas pedal stuck, and that theres been a recall out for that very problem for a while.

Vindicator · Post by **Vindicator** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 11:39 am

Jagger wrote:Total retard. If you haven't already, look at some of the animated gifs later on in the thread. They're hilarious.

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showpos ... tcount=203

Jagger · Post by **Jagger** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:24 pm

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showpos ... tcount=352

LOL!

Oh, and Avder(heh): the sticking throttle issue/recall was only when you have cruise control activated. Even then it shouldn't stick at WOT.

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:24 pm

Holy... crap...

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:03 pm

Alcohol? Drugs? Darwin Award?

Stryker · Post by **Stryker** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:47 pm

Nahh, give him the "dumpster award". My band gives it to the director every year.

Mr. Perfect · Post by **Mr. Perfect** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 4:03 pm

Another one of them wrote:Is it totaled?

fliptw · Post by **fliptw** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 5:33 pm

My guess is he lost his license.

hopefully for good. that'll teach him for using his groin stick as an emergency brake.

Nightmare USA · Post by **Nightmare USA** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 5:42 pm

I am glad that little girl was not in the backyard playing when skippy came through the neighborhood.

Spaceboy · Post by **Spaceboy** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 6:09 pm

dude... like 50000 different forums knew about it in like 6 days... i read to thread 4, then just broswed though till like 17, then i skipped a page and went to one till 32...

"can i buff this out" not
Crap i hit a fricking house... blah blah blah
but awww man my car's broke.

dude if the people who owned that house saw that thread... i wouldnt be suprised if they took one of those bars and banged his balls WITH it...

Drakona · Post by **Drakona** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 6:41 pm

HAHAHAHAHA... oh that's great.

The internet. It is a beautiful thing sometimes.

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 6:42 pm

Go back and Read it now. He says the gas stuck and he panicked. It was redlined in third. with him standing on the brakes.

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 6:46 pm

Yeah Duper, but if you read even up to page 6 or 7 of the thread, there's at least 20 people who have picked apart his story and found a lot of BS.

Hattrick · Post by **Hattrick** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 8:47 pm

IMHO, His parents should by beotch slapped for not taking his car away after first wreck.
Hell Gonz tried taking my first car away after I got my first ticket. Luckily Grandpa stepped in and used his grandfather powers to overturn the conviction.

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 9:15 pm

Quite right Topgun. Got in a hurry :p

Arbitar · Post by **Arbitar** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 9:25 pm

Hattrick wrote:grandfather powers

ALL HAIL TEH MIGHTY GRAPMPZ

snoopy · Post by **snoopy** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 9:27 pm

Yep. The guy is an idiot. You learn the punching the clutch is the answer to practially everything that could possibly go wrong on a stick shift about 2 days after you start driving one. If the accelerator got stuck on my car it would take me about a second to solve the issue by punching the clutch, and if I was driving at a reasonable speed to begin with, 1 second of acceleration isn't enough to make ANY differnce. I would suggest that if he an even close to viable story, he would have to claim that both a gas got stuck, and the clutch arm broke at the same time. Even then, it isn't hard to pull the stick out of gear, but that's another issue.

One of the idiots wrote:f.y.i to the guy who did the math, 730 feet is NOT 2 1/2 football fields. 730 yards is, not 730 feet.

And I always thought football fields where 100 yards long.

On another note: what's this that people are talking about the WOK (what's that) getting stuck, and about the turbo being unpredictable, etc?

twolvesfan · Post by **twolvesfan** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 9:36 pm

lol @ this image

Linked because stealing bandwith is a no-no

If you're not hosting it yourself, or having someone host it for you, then don't embed it with the IMG tag. - MD

snoopy · Post by **snoopy** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 9:55 pm

Cutting the ignition is a bad idea- most cars (like mine) have that locking steering column thing that happens as soon as you turn off the car, now you could turn it off, then turn the ignition back on as soon as that engine dies, but you wouldn't have steering in the mean time.

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 10:01 pm

snoopy wrote:You learn the punching the clutch is the answer to practially everything that could possibly go wrong on a stick shift about 2 days after you start driving one.

WORD.

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 10:07 pm

Stupid ricers

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 10:47 pm

woodchip wrote:Stupid ricers

Oooooooh, you said the R word! Better watch out for bash!

j/k bash, you know I'm just givin' ya a hard time.

Mr. Perfect · Post by **Mr. Perfect** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 11:11 am

twolvesfan wrote:lol @ this image

Linked because stealing bandwith is a no-no

Ahhahhahaa! Awesome use of those overhead satelite pics!

Nitrofox125 · Post by **Nitrofox125** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 12:00 pm

http://www.stryfeonline.com/wrx/rexicdent.gif

This is funny right here. Even funnier when you read about his puddle/expedition accident post.

Funny, but at the same time very sad... how...?