What ever man expects in a wife

[Top Wop]

WHAT EVERY MAN EXPECTS IN A WIFE

~ She will always be beautiful and cheerful.
~ She could marry a movie star, but wants only you.
~ She will have hair that never needs curlers or beauty shops.
~ Her beauty won't run in a rainstorm.
~ She will never be sick--just allergic to jewelry and fur coats.
~ She will insist that moving the furniture by herself, it's good
for her figure.
~ She will be an expert in cooking, cleaning house, fixing the car
or TV, painting the house, and keeping quiet.
~ Her favorite hobbies will be mowing the lawn and shoveling snow.
~ She will hate charge cards.
~ Her favorite expression will be, "What can I do for you, honey?"
~ She will think you have Einstein's brain but look like Mr. America.
~ She will wish you would go out with the boys so that she could
get some sewing done.
~ She will love you because you're so sexy.

WHAT HE USUALLY GETS

~ She speaks 140 words a minute, with gusts up to 180.
~ She was once a model for a totem pole.
~ Where there's smoke, there she is -- cooking.
~ She's a light eater...once it gets light, she starts eating.
~ She lets you know you only have two faults: everything you do,
and everything you say.
~ No matter what she does with it, her hair looks like an explosion
in a steel wool factory.
~ If you get lost, open your wallet and she'll find you.

[Gooberman]

heh?

[Krom]

heh?

...

[Robo]

because you're so sexy.

Too right

[Unix]

2/10

[JMEaT]

I'll give it a heh.

[roid]

~ She will always be ... cheerful.

i recon that'd be pretty annoying actually. not everyone goes gahgah for dumb blondes.