What would you tell Bush?

CDN_Merlin · Post by **CDN_Merlin** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:58 pm

Bush is coming to my work tomorrow (Foreign Affairs Canada) to meet our new PM. I'm one of 4 techs that is going to work (I volunteered) that will cover the entire building.

The security will be tight (_o_). They are blocking streets, snipers on rooves (sp?), dogs, metal detectors etc.

IF you had the chance to say something to Bush in person, what would you say?

No vulgarities please.

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 8:06 pm

"Can I borrow 10 bucks?"

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 8:55 pm

Thanks for makeing me feel safe. What are you going to do for those looking for work that can find none other than tax cuts to stimulate the economy?

roid · Post by **roid** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 10:01 pm

"hey mate, got the time?"

Hostile · Post by **Hostile** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 10:13 pm

pssst.....Syria......[exit slowly]

Phoenix Red · Post by **Phoenix Red** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 10:19 pm

can I join the trilateral comission?

roid · Post by **roid** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 10:31 pm

ohoh! i've got one.

when you see him, roll around on the floor in fetal position screaming "EEEEEEK!!! DON'T KILL ME, DON'T KILL MEEEEE!!!!"

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 12:28 pm

Phoenix Red wrote:can I join the trilateral comission?

haha.

i would've said: "man, you are one tough puppet."

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 12:51 pm

Tell Cheney he can die now.

Mobius · Post by **Mobius** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 12:52 pm

How much extra is each and every petrol buyer paying when we fill up - because you invaded Iraq, and for Vladimir Putin killing Yukos Oil? I calculate it is 30 cents per litre - Can you have an advisor work out how much it has cost the world?

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:08 pm

Ask him if he knows what TCP/IP is.

Robo · Post by **Robo** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:15 pm

"God Bless Pancakes"

CDN_Merlin · Post by **CDN_Merlin** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:19 pm

Well, he's come and gone. I didn't see him yesterday when he was here becaus eof the security but I was forced to walk in the freezing rain this am to get to work since the streets were closed again. By the time I was 1/2 way to work, his motorcade of cars with him inside drove by. I have pictures that I will bring home but it's in a powerpoint format.

If anyone is interested in seeing them, I can offer them on Kali.

Arbitar · Post by **Arbitar** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:26 pm

"you have more waffles than a house of pancakes."

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 3:48 pm

Well since vulgarities is out....

"When are we going to get to pay the same ammount the Iraqi's do for gas?"

Couver_ · Post by **Couver_** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 3:51 pm

I would ask him for neekid photos of his daughters...

Ani · Post by **Ani** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 4:52 pm

When I was in Qatar 2 months ago on business the cost of gas averaged out to be around 50 cents a gallon

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 6:38 pm

Why do you hate America so much?

Defender · Post by **Defender** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 6:40 pm

I'd give him the 1 fingered salute j/k

I'd ask if he knew the names of 5 foreign dignitaries.

CDN_Merlin · Post by **CDN_Merlin** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 7:16 pm

Beowulf wrote:Why do you hate America so much?

Who you asking?

Will Robinson · Post by **Will Robinson** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 7:49 pm

Defender wrote:I'd ask if he knew the names of 5 foreign dignitaries.

John, Paul, George, Ringo and ....uh...Well hell! I can't either but those four are all you need

Ford Prefect · Post by **Ford Prefect** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 7:58 pm

Get a better speech coach. The Jean Poutine joke was well enough written but he delivered it like a ton of lead. The "America is our friend whether we like it or not" quote was read like it was a dictionary entry. A public speaker he is not.

An what is with Fox news making Paul Martin head of the Labour party? Do they even know what country they are in? Do they even know there are other countries?
CNN was no better, giving Ms. Parish status as "an important member of the government" Ha!

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 8:21 pm

Ford Prefect wrote:An what is with Fox news making Paul Martin head of the Labour party? Do they even know what country they are in? Do they even know there are other countries?

well, they have this little habit of broadcasting the most bottom feeding of programming during the week to pay for their clear and accurate political show on sunday. then they have the nerve to complain about "moral degradation" in our country.

most of all i like the graphics... i like pretty pictures.

Bold Deceiver · Post by **Bold Deceiver** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 9:41 pm

CDN_Merlin wrote:IF you had the chance to say something to Bush in person, what would you say?

Thank you.

BD

MehYam · Post by **MehYam** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 9:45 pm

I wouldn't

Gooberman · Post by **Gooberman** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 10:15 pm

In reality, same as MehYam.

Perediablo · Post by **Perediablo** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 1:59 am

Hello Mr President.

Couver_ · Post by **Couver_** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 7:54 am

Perediablo wrote:Hello Mr President.

You don't call your Commander in Chief SIR ??!!??

Sergeant Thorne · Post by **Sergeant Thorne** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 8:52 am

/me hands the President a copy of Descent3!

j/k

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 9:03 am

Sergeant Thorne wrote:/me hands the President a copy of Descent3!

j/k

Now there's a good idea.

Boo · Post by **Boo** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 12:36 pm

/methinks he might have trouble figuring out how to install it

Top Wop · Post by **Top Wop** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 1:07 pm

Sergeant Thorne wrote:/me hands the President a copy of Descent3!

j/k

I think we got enough team-killing newbies as it is.

j/k

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