The State of the Union

Poozilla · Post by **Poozilla** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 10:14 am

(this could go in a variety of forums, sry if I selected the wrong one.....also see "Coalition of the willing".....

State of the Union Dictionary
A guide to understanding many of the Bush Administration's oft-used phrases. Print this out for the State of the Union and you will have no trouble following along.

Accountability: The stick that dangles the carrot of federal funding.

Affordable Healthcare: (1) Healthcare for the healthy and wealthy. (2) More taxpayer money for private health insurers.

Ally: A nation or leader which helps us but gets nothing in return. (See Tony Blair.)

American Justice: What happens to those who disagree with the Administration.

Bipartisan Support: All Republicans, plus Zell Miller (D-GA).

Bush Doctrine: â??Either you are with us, or you are with the terroristsâ?

Sting_Ray · Post by **Sting_Ray** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 2:37 pm

Someone has a lot of time on his hands.

Mr. Perfect · Post by **Mr. Perfect** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 5:00 pm

Serving Instructions:
For best results, a liberal helping of hatred.

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 5:21 pm

ahahah.
i was hanging with a card carrying DFL'er and i asked her to please stop talking about politics. she stopped for a while, then started up again.

so i said "i'm sick of paying for some guy who's balls deep in everything... spraying his semen everywhere. maybe if he was reading he wouldn't be breeding."

i haven't heard from her in 5 days.
;-0

Testiculese · Post by **Testiculese** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 5:10 pm

What's not to hate, Mr. Perfect? The strengthening bond of corporate criminals and political criminals? I guess you were told to think that's a good thing, huh.

What would being, or not being, a liberal change? You mean you can just pretend everything is ok, because perhaps a liberal wrote that? I see a whole lot of this list in reality when I look at our country. At what what distraction are you told to look?

Sting_Ray · Post by **Sting_Ray** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 5:25 pm

You know you would be on the defense if the tables were turned testi.

Mobius · Post by **Mobius** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 5:45 pm

I would post something - but I think I'd get maximum flamage for doing so. So, I'll just remain silent, and thought a fool, rather than write something and remove all doubt.

Testiculese · Post by **Testiculese** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 6:20 pm

Defense of what?

Poozilla · Post by **Poozilla** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 6:44 pm

Hey!!! I'm just here to have fun

Mobius · Post by **Mobius** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 7:30 pm

Sorry - can't resist.

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