Royale with Cheese

BfDiDDy · Post by **BfDiDDy** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:14 pm

JULES
(to Brett)
Now I'm gonna take a wild guess
here: you're Brett, right?

BRETT
I'm Brett.

JULES
I thought so. Well, you remember
your business partner Marsellus
Wallace, dont'ya Brett?

BRETT
I remember him.

JULES
Good for you. Looks like me and
Vincent caught you at breakfast,
sorry 'bout that. What'cha eatin'?

BRETT
Hamburgers.

JULES
Hamburgers. The cornerstone of any
nutritious breakfast. What kinda
hamburgers?

BRETT
Cheeseburgers.

JULES
No, I mean where did you get'em?
MacDonald's, Wendy's, Jack-in-the-
Box, where?

BRETT
Big Kahuna Burger.

JULES
Big Kahuna Burger. That's that
Hawaiian burger joint. I heard
they got some tasty burgers. I
ain't never had one myself, how are
they?

BRETT
They're good.

JULES
Mind if I try one of yours?

BRETT
No.

JULES
Yours is this one, right?

BRETT
Yeah.

Jules grabs the burger and take a bite of it.

JULES
Uuummmm, that's a tasty burger.
(to Vincent)
Vince, you ever try a Big Kahuna
Burger?

VINCENT
No.

Jules holds out the Big Kahuna.

JULES
You wanna bite, they're real good.

VINCENT
I ain't hungry.

JULES
Well, if you like hamburgers give
'em a try sometime. Me, I can't
usually eat 'em 'cause my
girlfriend's a vegetarian. Which
more or less makes me a vegetarian,
but I sure love the taste of a good
burger.
(to Brett)
You know what they call a Quarter
Pounder with Cheese in France?

BRETT
No.

JULES
Tell 'em, Vincent.

VINCENT
Royale with Cheese.

JULES
Royale with Cheese, you know why
they call it that?

BRETT
Because of the metric system?

JULES
Check out the big brain on Brett.
You'a smart mother****er, that's
right. The metric system.
(he points to a fast
food drink cup)
What's in this?

BRETT
Sprite.

JULES
Sprite, good, mind if I have some
of your tasty beverage to wash this
down with?

BRETT
Sure.

Jules grabs the cup and takes a sip.

JULES
Uuuuummmm, hit's the spot!
(to Roger)
You, Flock of Seagulls, you know
what we're here for?

Roger nods his head: "Yes."

JULES
Then why don't you tell my boy here
Vince, where you got the **** hid.

MARVIN
It's under the be --

JULES
-- I don't remember askin' you a
goddamn thing.
(to Roger)
You were sayin'?

ROGER
It's under the bed.

Vincent moves to the bed, reaches underneath it, pulling out a
black snap briefcase.

VINCENT
Got it.

Vincent flips the two locks, opening the case. We can't see
what's inside, but a small glow emits from the case. Vincent
just stares at it, transfixed.

JULES
We happy?

No answer from the transfixed Vincent.

JULES
Vincent!

Vincent looks up at Jules.

JULES
We happy?

Closing the case.

VINCENT
We're happy.

BRETT
(to Jules)
Look, what's your name? I got his
name's Vincent, but what's yours?

JULES
My name's Pitt, and you ain't
talkin' your ass outta this ****.

BRETT
I just want you to know how sorry
we are about how ****ed up things
got between us and Mr. Wallace.
When we entered into this thing, we
only had the best intentions --

As Brett talks, Jules takes out his gun and SHOOTS Roger three
times in the chest, BLOWING him out of his chair.

Vince smiles to himself. Jules has got style.

Brett has just **** his pants. He's not crying or whimpering,
but he's so full of fear, it's as if his body is imploding.

JULES
(to Brett)
Oh, I'm sorry. Did that break your
concentration? I didn't mean to do
that. Please, continue. I believe
you were saying something about
"best intentions."

Brett can't say a word.

JULES
Whatsamatter? Oh, you were through
anyway. Well, let me retort.
Would you describe for me what
Marsellus Wallace looks like?

Brett still can't speak.

Jules SNAPS, SAVAGELY TIPPING the card table over, removing
the only barrier between himself and Brett. Brett now sits in
a lone chair before Jules like a political prisoner in front
of an interrogator.

JULES
What country you from!

BRETT
(petrified)
What?

JULES
"What" ain't no country I know! Do
they speak English in "What?"

BRETT
(near heart attack)
What?

JULES
English-mother****er-can-you-speak-
it?

BRETT
Yes.

JULES
Then you understand what I'm
sayin'?

BRETT
Yes.

JULES
Now describe what Marsellus Wallace
looks like!

BRETT
(out of fear)
What?

Jules takes his .45 and PRESSES the barrel HARD in Brett's
cheek.

JULES
Say "What" again! C'mon, say
"What" again! I dare ya, I double
dare ya mother****er, say "What"
one more goddamn time!

Brett is regressing on the spot.

JULES
Now describe to me what Marsellus
Wallace looks like!

Brett does his best.

BRETT
Well he's ...he's...black --

JULES
-- go on!

BRETT
...and he's...he's...tall --

JULES
-- does he look like a ★■◆●?!

BRETT
(without thinking)
What?

Jules' eyes go to Vincent, Vincent smirks, Jules rolls his
eyes and SHOOT Brett in the shoulder.

Brett SCREAMS, breaking into a SHAKING/TREMBLING SPASM in the
chair.

JULES
Does-he-look-like-a-★■◆●?!

BRETT
(in agony)
No.

JULES
Then why did you try to **** 'im
like a ★■◆●?!

BRETT
(in spasm)
I didn't.

Now in a lower voice.

JULES
Yes ya did Brett. Ya tried ta ****
'im. You ever read the Bible,
Brett?

BRETT
(in spasm)
Yes.

JULES
There's a passage I got memorized,
seems appropriate for this
situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path
of the righteous man is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the
name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the
valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder
of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great
vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy
my brothers. And you will know my
name is the Lord when I lay my
vengeance upon you."

The two men EMPTY their guns at the same time on the sitting
Brett.

When they are finished, the bullet-ridden carcass just sits
there for a moment, then TOPPLES over.

All is quiet.

Unix · Post by **Unix** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:36 pm

Yeah, that's not the royale with cheese scene in case that's why you posted this.

Capm · Post by **Capm** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:07 pm

Well its the same segment of the movie.

I love pulp fiction and thats probably one of the best parts of the movie. The other best part would be, "Did you see the sign in the yard that said Dead ★■◆● Storage?" LOL Classic. You just can't top pulp fiction.

BfDiDDy · Post by **BfDiDDy** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 6:32 am

Unix wrote:Yeah, that's not the royale with cheese scene in case that's why you posted this.

yes it is, word for word.

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 6:47 am

It's not word for word. You have most of the first hit scene in there but you missed some of the dialog.

Will Robinson · Post by **Will Robinson** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 8:52 am

What about the kid with the magnum that comes out of the bathroom, unloads it at Vincent and Jules and misses with all 6 shots, doesn't that happen right after they shoot Brett?

Unix · Post by **Unix** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 11:40 am

BfDiDDy wrote:
Unix wrote:Yeah, that's not the royale with cheese scene in case that's why you posted this.
yes it is, word for word.

The whole royale with cheese scene starts when they are in the car and Vincent is telling Jules about his trip to Europe (amsterdam if i remember correctly).

STRESSTEST · Post by **STRESSTEST** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 11:59 am

whatever, I just want to know the purpose for this post

Perediablo · Post by **Perediablo** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 12:05 pm

The briefcase was not "under the bed". It was in the cabinet.

Agreed Stress, what is the purpose of this post.

Mobius · Post by **Mobius** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 12:08 pm

I only see a couple of D3 taunts!

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 12:18 pm

Pulp Fiction is not a movie, its a film. Its art.

My favorite film of all time.

The original "royale with cheese" comes from the car scene when they're driving to the apartment, shortly followed by "what do they call a whopper?" "i dunno, i didnt go into burger king."

The part where the dude comes out of the bathroom with a hand cannon and misses is the last scene in the film, even though chronologically it follows this scene directly. But Tarantino put all the scenes in different order, so it ends up at the end. Its in the part of the movie where Vince shoots marvin in the face and they have to clean it up at Tarantino's house. (Though I forget Tarantino's character's name)

Scratch · Post by **Scratch** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 12:37 pm

i bet he was drunk....just a guess....

Capm · Post by **Capm** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 11:11 pm

Only one thing I never got... WTF.. was in the case?

Vlider · Post by **Vlider** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 12:02 am

I love tarantino films. some of the comedy I'm workin on suits the style of his films.

Unix · Post by **Unix** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 12:28 am

Do you have any samples?

Perediablo · Post by **Perediablo** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 4:05 am

In the briefase was Marsallas Wallace's soul. In the Bruce Willis interview with wallace, there is a bandaid on the back of his neck(where it was removed). It glows when Vincent opens it. They have the "divine intervention" while carrying it. Not to mention he REALLY wants it back. That's my belief anyway. If I remember right the combo on the briefcase was 777? It's been a while since I've seen it. Could someone clarify this. If so, that would only add to my "holy mission" theory.

Unix · Post by **Unix** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 10:18 am

STRESSTEST · Post by **STRESSTEST** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 12:27 pm

pere, you been drinking motor oil again?