Urinal etiquette

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 7:06 am

Letâ??s say you are in a public menâ??s room with a bank of 10 urinals along the wall. You are the only one in the room and you pick the one on the very end. As you are standing there heeding natures call, another patron, who you donâ??t know, comes in. Now, this other guy has 9 urinals to choose from and he picks the one right next to you.

What should your response be?

Flabby Chick · Post by **Flabby Chick** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 7:27 am

I'd say. "Hi George, i much prefered your older stuff."

WarAdvocat · Post by **WarAdvocat** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:16 am

Finish & leave laughing

Pun · Post by **Pun** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:45 am

How does that matter in any way? You afraid he's gonna see your pee-pee? If you want to be alone, go in a stall.

Buef · Post by **Buef** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:06 am

http://www.icbe.org/

One of the funniest bits I ever saw on the man show was when Kimel would walk into the mens room and start talking to the guy next to him...freaks people out.....'specially when he tried to shake hands...

Top Wop · Post by **Top Wop** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 10:35 am

If you are that insecure then go to a stall.

Scratch · Post by **Scratch** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 10:49 am

Better yet, say dood it looks like you pissed on your leg. And when he looks down piss on his leg....

nimrod · Post by **nimrod** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 1:40 pm

Cut a big stinky fart. Of course, some people might like it!

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 1:45 pm

start sucking his dick?

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 1:59 pm

Cut off from urinating ... move to a stall on the other side far from him, resume urinating.

Oh I'm sorry, you can't stop? Try excersizing your PC muscles then.

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 2:48 pm

Starting whistling "I'm just an Okie from Muskogee"?

Will Robinson · Post by **Will Robinson** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:23 pm

Flabby Chick wrote:I'd say. "Hi George, i much prefered your older stuff."

ROFLOL!

And remember, urinal safety tip #1: Don't eat the big white mint.

roid · Post by **roid** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:34 pm

it just occurred to me, that there is nothing stopping you from drinking a beer/tequila bottle with your teeth (no hands) while pissing.

funny mental image for me.

Will Robinson · Post by **Will Robinson** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:52 pm

roid wrote:it just occurred to me, that there is nothing stopping you from drinking a beer/tequila bottle with your teeth (no hands) while pissing.

funny mental image for me.

If you have big hands and you're strong enough you can handle it one handed at least long enough to take a quick chug of beer...once you get it wrestled out of your pants and uncoiled anyway. Works for me

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:11 pm

Uncoiled? Spare the exaggeration...puleeze

Unix · Post by **Unix** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:20 pm

woodchip wrote:Uncoiled? Spare the exaggeration...puleeze

Coils can be small.

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:41 pm

Unix wrote:
woodchip wrote:Uncoiled? Spare the exaggeration...puleeze
Coils can be small.

Maybe Will really meant "ringlet".

roid · Post by **roid** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:42 pm

'cides, to be able to coil it up you'd have to have no girth.
girth is a cool word i'm trying to use more today

i hereby start to describe my screen resolution in length x girth.

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 4:54 am

No one who knows the unspoken urinal code would ever do what the guy in the scenario did.

It really is that simple.

Genghis · Post by **Genghis** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 6:57 am

Avder wrote:No one who knows the unspoken urinal code would ever do what the guy in the scenario did.

It really is that simple.

Yeah, he's either there to rape you or rob you. Take preemptive action and rape him first!

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 8:57 am

Tell him "Damn, water is so cold"
He replies "Yeah, deep too ..."

Zip up and run like hell.