I love bloopers.

[Inari]

It's a little something I found. Dunno if it's old or not, but I found it to be a great read.

[quote]The World According to Student Bloopers

Compiled by: Richard Lederer, St. Paul School


The inhabitants of Egypt were called mummies. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so certain areas of the dessert are cultivated by irritation. The Egyptians built the Pyramids in the shape of a huge triangular cube. The Pyramids are a range of mountains between France and Spain.

The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children, Cain, asked â??Am I my brotherâ??s son?â?

[Avder]

The last line made the whole read worth it!

[Lobber]

I think that's made up.

[Testiculese]

Know what Lobber? Probably not. Wonder what grade? I'm guessing 10th or 11th.

died from an overdose of wedlock.

A few of my friends have perished this way!

[Top Wop]

Sir Frances Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper.

That and the Milton one was a hoot!

[Mobius]

It's fake. It's highly unlikely any person with such a range of "knowledge" will make such grevious mistakes. I'd say written by a history professor with an English degree to demonstrate the importance of CORRECT SPELLING.

[Unix]

No ★■◆●.

[Battlebot]

its not all one person mobius....ive seen most of those before and each sentence is from a totally different person all over the country

[Inari]

Yes, pretty much what Battlebot said. It's a large collection of quotes off various student papers. The grades of these students ranged from 8th grade to 12th grade.

[Top Gun]

In other words (and God, do I love doing this )...