a TA's lucky day

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 8:17 pm

Interesting essay, so to speak.

Clicky

Unix · Post by **Unix** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 8:27 pm

His works cited are awesome.

Top Wop · Post by **Top Wop** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 8:49 pm

Im surprised the teacher was dumb enough to give it a grade.

Unix · Post by **Unix** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 8:54 pm

Based on the crappy handwriting, I'm guessing that a middle school student graded it.

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 9:31 pm

61% D- for a paper that crappy

= fake

I do know of a similar type of paper someone wrote in high school, though. It was rumored a certain English teacher only read the first and last paragraphs of papers he was grading, unless they were written by the few students he really liked. One guy decided to test this. He wrote his 5-page essay, and then stuck a paragraph in the middle of page 3 that was just a rant about the teacher, calling him gay and stuff like that. Sure enough, when he got the essay back, it had a couple of nitpicky marks in the first and last paragraphs, a grade of B+, and nothing to indicate the teacher ever saw the rant on page 3.

Unix · Post by **Unix** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 9:33 pm

^ = Awesome

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 9:42 pm

ROFL

Best

Paper

EVER!!!

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 11:11 pm

That's some funny ★■◆●.

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 12:10 am

I figured you would get a kick out of it Lothar.

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 6:17 am

I smell sarcasm.

Tyranny · Post by **Tyranny** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 7:08 am

Didn't you post the other one that was like this too Ferny?

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 12:54 pm

The ultimate English paper

Unix · Post by **Unix** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 1:00 pm

Yeah that's a good SB

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 3:41 pm

no way its real

but still equally hilarious

Robo · Post by **Robo** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 3:49 pm

Haha

Inari · Post by **Inari** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 6:29 pm

XD

Loved the works cited, too.

roid · Post by **roid** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 1:23 am

"this font is smaller than the last"

kurupt · Post by **kurupt** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 3:59 am

ive written worse and gotten a D. in home economics in 9th grade i wrote 5 pages of "im gonna marry someone who can cook, clean, and do my laundry" for a paper we had to do. 5 page report for home ec. BS. i got a d because i was 1 of 2 people who turned something in.

but, its probably fake.

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 1:47 pm

ROFL kurupt

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 9:32 pm

ROFL

Thats just wrong.

btw, wheres Mobius and his page and a half rant about the spelling and bad grammar?