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Post by Ferno »

Interesting essay, so to speak.

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Post by Unix »

His works cited are awesome. :lol:
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Post by Top Wop »

Im surprised the teacher was dumb enough to give it a grade. :P
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Post by Unix »

Based on the crappy handwriting, I'm guessing that a middle school student graded it.
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Post by Lothar »

61% D- for a paper that crappy

= fake

I do know of a similar type of paper someone wrote in high school, though. It was rumored a certain English teacher only read the first and last paragraphs of papers he was grading, unless they were written by the few students he really liked. One guy decided to test this. He wrote his 5-page essay, and then stuck a paragraph in the middle of page 3 that was just a rant about the teacher, calling him gay and stuff like that. Sure enough, when he got the essay back, it had a couple of nitpicky marks in the first and last paragraphs, a grade of B+, and nothing to indicate the teacher ever saw the rant on page 3.
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Post by Unix »

^ = Awesome
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Post by Avder »

ROFL

Best

Paper

EVER!!!
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That's some funny ★■◆●.
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Post by Ferno »

I figured you would get a kick out of it Lothar.
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I smell sarcasm. :D
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Post by Tyranny »

Didn't you post the other one that was like this too Ferny?
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Yeah that's a good SB
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Post by Beowulf »

no way its real

but still equally hilarious
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Post by Robo »

Haha :P
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Post by Inari »

XD

Loved the works cited, too.
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Post by roid »

"this font is smaller than the last"

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Post by kurupt »

ive written worse and gotten a D. in home economics in 9th grade i wrote 5 pages of "im gonna marry someone who can cook, clean, and do my laundry" for a paper we had to do. 5 page report for home ec. BS. i got a d because i was 1 of 2 people who turned something in. :D

but, its probably fake. ;)
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ROFL kurupt :P
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Post by MD-2389 »

ROFL

Thats just wrong. ;)

btw, wheres Mobius and his page and a half rant about the spelling and bad grammar? :D
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