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The Real Equation for Women

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Well, since we now have two threads about picking up women, I think I am justified to tell you exactly what you are getting into.

(Yes, this equation is rather old, but suiting.)

Women are the product of time and money.

Women == Time x Money

Time is money

Time == Money

Therefore

Women == Money x Money == (Money)^2

Money is the root of all evil

Money == (evil)^(1/2)

(Money)^2 == evil

Women == (Money)^2 == evil

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Post by Iceman »

Correction. This thread is about picking up women. Mine is not. Mine is about common sense and respect for women ... common sense has no relationship to techniques for picking up women.

I hate to say it dood but it looks as if you have some issues to be resolved :)
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Post by Avder »

No hes right, women are evil.

I mean, if it wasnt for those gullible, manipulative wenches we'd still be in the garden of evil.
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Post by Unix »

Avder wrote:No hes right, women are evil.

I mean, if it wasnt for those gullible, manipulative wenches we'd still be in the garden of evil.
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Post by Lobber »

The only problem with his formula is that one of the postulates is based upon a false precept.

Money is not the root of all evil
The LOVE OF money is the root.
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Post by Iceman »

Wow, excellent point! Re-formulate CCB :)
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Post by ccb056 »

well, you guys just shot the formula to hell :)
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Post by dissent »

Ok, let's try this ...

If the Love of Money is the root of evil, then
Love x Money = evil^1/2
thus evil = love^2 x money^2

since women = money^2, then

evil = love^2 x women and therefore

love = (evil/women)^1/2, or in words
love is the root of evil over women.

Now this makes better sense if we realize that it is not love of money but LUST of money that is the root of evil. Thus

LUST is the root of evil over women!! 8)
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dissent wrote:LUST is the root of evil over women!!
What?
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Post by dissent »

Hey, I just did the algebra.

Wat do you think it means??? :P
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I don't know what it means but I am starting to get excited.
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