Gymnastics + Hotel balcony = Darwin award

Defender · Post by **Defender** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 11:38 am

I nominate this lady for a Darwin award:

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/01/18/balcon ... index.html

Testiculese · Post by **Testiculese** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 11:39 am

/me cues up Queen - Another one bites the dust.mp3

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 11:56 am

NORTH FORT MYERS, Florida

'Nuff said!

WarAdvocat · Post by **WarAdvocat** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:33 pm

Did you say something, Mistuh Joe-Juh?

Unix · Post by **Unix** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:40 pm

"Hey watch what I can still do....whoa..whoa...aahhhhhhh."

"Hmm, yep your abilty to kill yourself sure hasn't diminished over the years. You must work out."

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 1:14 pm

Yeah she gets a Darwin award but sheesh ... that is sad.

Tyranny · Post by **Tyranny** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 1:22 pm

haha!

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 5:48 pm

Iceman wrote:Yeah she gets a Darwin award but sheesh ... that is sad.

x2

AceCombat · Post by **AceCombat** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 6:20 pm

Dedman wrote:NORTH FORT MYERS, Florida

'Nuff said!

HEY!! STOP DISSING MY BIRTHTOWN!!!

i gotta admit though, i do see alot of stupid shiznit happen everytime i visit down there with relatives and family

Tyranny · Post by **Tyranny** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 6:41 pm

AceCombat wrote:HEY!! STOP DISSING MY BIRTHTOWN!!!

That explains SOOO much

SolidAir · Post by **SolidAir** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 7:29 pm

Molly Jerman, 23, of Cape Coral

I live in Cape Coral

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 7:59 pm

"Hey everybody! Watch this!"

Always check for safety before saying something like that.

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 8:31 pm

rofl!

Good, more oxygen for me.

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 8:36 pm

Tyranny wrote:haha!

My thoughts exactly.

AceCombat · Post by **AceCombat** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 8:40 pm

Tyranny wrote:
AceCombat wrote:HEY!! STOP DISSING MY BIRTHTOWN!!!
That explains SOOO much

SHADDUP!!!

Ace <-- grabs a 5lb Salmon and bish slaps Tyranny

dissent · Post by **dissent** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 8:46 pm

Very sad, senseless, stupid.

ccb056 · Post by **ccb056** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 8:52 pm

sooo, does anyone have the video?

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 8:58 pm

dissent wrote:Very sad, senseless, stupid.

Why is it sad? I think it's hilarious.

If someone's that dense, Mr. Darwin will catch up to them sooner or later.

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 9:42 pm

Krom wrote:"Hey everybody! Watch this!"

Always check for safety before saying something like that.

Especially when you're hanging out with a group of rednecks that have had a few cold ones.

Sergeant Thorne · Post by **Sergeant Thorne** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 7:39 am

It's not funny. I can relate, somewhat. I might do something like that. I would probably have landed on my feet though, if I fell. She should have been more careful, it had obviously been a while since she had done the stunt.

Warlock · Post by **Warlock** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 9:00 am

"Foul play is not believed to be involved"

yeah right i bet he push her

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 10:07 am

Wow, that blows.

Flabby Chick · Post by **Flabby Chick** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 10:25 am

I almost did the same thing at a hotel in London a few years back. I was completly sodden with cheap vodka and was trying to impress females, in fact i've deserved the Darwin award upon various occasions throughout my youth.

Can't we all say the same thing??

Testiculese · Post by **Testiculese** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 12:23 pm

Flabby..No?

Iceman, this isn't sad. What's sad is people with her lack of mental capacity that go out of their way to run over an animal. What is sad is the life of a good, honest person is snuffed due to people of the above caliber that decide it's cool to go out and shoot up crystal meth and kill someone. That is sad.
Some brain-dead woman who doesn't have enough sense to do her stunt on the ground floor simply saves the planet just that little bit more from future generations of complete morons. This wasn't an accident. This was stupidity, and there's far too much of it. The more that try this stuff, the better.!

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 12:32 pm

WarAdvocat wrote:Did you say something, Mistuh Joe-Juh?

While I canâ??t deny that my current state has its fair share of crackpots (heh, we have

after all), I lived in Florida for 7 years so I feel I am qualified to make my earlier statement

WarAdvocat · Post by **WarAdvocat** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 1:45 pm

ROFL

I gotta admit it does get scary sometimes when you get out into the rural areas here in FL.

Boo · Post by **Boo** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 6:15 pm

Wow, great place for a handstand.

BUBBALOU · Post by **BUBBALOU** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 7:31 pm

AceCombat wrote:HEY!! STOP DISSING MY BIRTHTOWN!!!

What happened to the adoption story?

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 7:38 pm

that girl was so young.... and if not for her clown shoe behavior and over confidence in her physical abilities she could have supplied many a dumbarse frat boy and smoove bar liar so much ultra cheap sex.

what a loss.

AceCombat · Post by **AceCombat** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 8:01 pm

BUBBALOU wrote:
AceCombat wrote:HEY!! STOP DISSING MY BIRTHTOWN!!!
What happened to the adoption story?

you f00king moron!!

i still know were i was born!!

dissent · Post by **dissent** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 8:38 pm

Top Gun wrote:
dissent wrote:Very sad, senseless, stupid.
Why is it sad? I think it's hilarious. If someone's that dense, Mr. Darwin will catch up to them sooner or later.

Because even morons have families and friends. We spend a lot of time at my workplace talking about assessing risk before doing anything. This person should have consulted SOMEONE before thinking this was a stunt worth attempting.

Testiculese · Post by **Testiculese** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 8:52 pm

You obviously haven't really assessed her complete lack of assessing ability.

dissent · Post by **dissent** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 9:11 pm

Yeah, some people are probably irredeemable.

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 10:04 pm

Yeah, Dissent, but it's obvious she wasn't thinking about them at the time. In fact, it's obvious that she wasn't thinking at all. Her idiotic act took a lot more than her own life; that's what makes it so pathetic.

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 10:22 pm

TheCops wrote:that girl was so young.... and if not for her clown shoe behavior and over confidence in her physical abilities she could have supplied many a dumbarse frat boy and smoove bar liar so much ultra cheap sex.

what a loss.

Ya know, I knew you were going to post that.

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 10:45 pm

It was a horrible circus accident, They forgot to install the net at the hotel first.

Unix · Post by **Unix** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 10:49 pm

Someone will probably want to sue someone about this...

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 5:36 am

dissent wrote:We spend a lot of time at my workplace talking about assessing risk before doing anything.

And yet you still post here. You must not be very good at risk assesment

Defender · Post by **Defender** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 9:45 am

Unix wrote:Someone will probably want to sue someone about this...

Ya, I can see her family suing the hotel for not having 10' railings on the balcony or something.

dissent · Post by **dissent** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 10:59 pm

Dedman wrote:
dissent wrote:We spend a lot of time at my workplace talking about assessing risk before doing anything.
And yet you still post here. You must not be very good at risk assesment

Well, if we talk about it long enough we don't have to be too worried about being good at risk assessment because we never get around to actually DOING anything.