The Lepton

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 1:56 am

Once there was a Lepton
A Lepton!
A Lepton!
Once there was a Lepton!
A Charged Particle!

Now who's this lepton you might ask?
Put your intellect to the task!
It can move quite very fast!
It's antiparticle is in the past!

I'll try to give you one more clue
If you see one you might see two.
Hiding in their lowest shell
Does any of this ring a bell?

Bouncing up to a higher rung
Catching a photon just for fun
Droping back to a lower state
Sending a photon to its fate.

Hiding from within its cloud
Position is completely shroud
If you know its exact speed
Where it went none can heed.

Quantum is as Quantum does
From Atomic giant to querky Quark
All these objects are quite the buzz
Upon the universal tuning fork.

It's partner is a nucleon
Dancing within its nucleus
Trading gluons with its buddy
Who is neutral, did you study?

Why this flighty Fermion
Is indeed the E-lectron!
And its partner you'd have guessed
Is a proton in its hadron vest.

Positron in Positronium
Spining round its Electronium
If they get too juxtaposium
Vanishing in Gamma Rosium

Once there was a Lepton
A Lepton!
A Lepton!
Once there was a Lepton!
A Charged Particle!

Robo · Post by **Robo** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 10:05 am

sigh.

Tyranny · Post by **Tyranny** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:39 am

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 1:05 pm

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 1:06 pm

Flabby Chick · Post by **Flabby Chick** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 1:29 pm

At least i know what a Lepton is now, so the thread may not be a complete loss.....not that ill do anything with this new found knowledge.....so maybe it is a loss after all. Hic!

STRESSTEST · Post by **STRESSTEST** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 1:30 pm

Tyranny wrote:

x2

WarAdvocat · Post by **WarAdvocat** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 1:37 pm

OMFG BANDWIDTH THEEEEF!!!!! YUO MUTS DIE!!!!1!!!!

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 3:06 pm

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 3:15 pm

"i ain't crazy. you're the one who's crazy."

Boo · Post by **Boo** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 3:42 pm

Avder wrote:

roid · Post by **roid** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 7:07 pm

i still don't know what a Lepton is.

Mobius · Post by **Mobius** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 7:13 pm

it's a subatomic particle dummy! Haven't you ever seen one? o_O

I'm more interested in the Large Hardon - err Hadron, Collider.

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 7:18 pm

Where's the "This thread is gay" pictures?

roid · Post by **roid** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 7:25 pm

well it sounds like an electron, and it once says it IS an electron.
but then why is it called a Lepton, and not an Electron?

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 8:16 pm

y'alla buncha aholes, thelottuvya