Humorous signature lines

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 8:45 pm

I love reading peoples sig. lines. One of the better ones from the motorcycle side of town:

"Ride hard, die young, leave a good looking corpse."

Mobius · Post by **Mobius** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 8:47 pm

And that's good? o_O

Mine is best.

Tyranny · Post by **Tyranny** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 8:55 pm

Not really funny, but distinctly American. Thats how we like it

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 8:55 pm

"If there is to be a hoe down, let it be a hooker that stumbles!" - Roy, Father of the Pride

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 9:15 pm

I used to have a sig that read...

Seksy tells you, "I could squeeze you and crush you like a grape"
You tell Seksy, "yes, but then you'd make me wine"

roid · Post by **roid** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 10:38 pm

i was oozing around google images earlier today, and came across a bumpersticker/sig :

"My Karma ran over your Dogma"

ps: ARRR!!

Gooberman · Post by **Gooberman** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 10:42 pm

I think my longest running one before they were disabled was Nirvana's

"I refuse to believe that Redbone was the fastest sperm"

Tyranny · Post by **Tyranny** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:12 pm

haha@Goob. Yeah, thats classic

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:43 am

Still in my DBB sig:

(19:11) [D3k]Gooberman: pffft, I didnt get owned baal, you just got 60 lucky fusion shots

Top Wop · Post by **Top Wop** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 12:59 pm

My personaly favorite:

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do, you are a mile away and you have their shoes.

And the other one is from KOTOR:

Revan: You just called me meatbag AGAIN!
HK: Explanation: It's just, you have all those squishy parts, and all that water. How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I do not know.
Revan: Neither do I, actually...

Note: HK is supposed to be a robot.

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 2:53 pm

How about this: "Can the DBB re-enable sigs?"

Robo · Post by **Robo** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 2:57 pm

Top Gun wrote:How about this: "Can the DBB re-enable sigs?"

I'll x2 that

Top Wop · Post by **Top Wop** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 4:14 pm

Make that 3x.

But of course who's listening?

Robo · Post by **Robo** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 4:58 pm

'Them'.

Fusion · Post by **Fusion** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 12:00 am

Well, here is my sig in my emails I send out:

Interested in the Power Rangers?
Visit G'dath at Lightning Strikes Graphics
http://www.geocities.com/ls_graphics and "Let The Power Protect You"
Proud Member of Team [NuB] www.teamnub.com

Fus

STRESSTEST · Post by **STRESSTEST** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 12:18 am

Dilusion. Your sig sucks a$$

[]V[]essenjah · Post by **[]V[]essenjah** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:14 am

Top Wop wrote: Revan: You just called me meatbag AGAIN!
HK: Explanation: It's just, you have all those squishy parts, and all that water. How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I do not know.
Revan: Neither do I, actually...

HAHAHAHAHAAA!! HK is probably my favorite character from that game.... Jolie is still awsome too though!!

Everytime HK speaks though, I bust out laughing.

Top Wop · Post by **Top Wop** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:46 pm

HK-47 can kick C3PO's ass any day.

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:53 pm

"Obsessed - A word used by the lazy to describe the motivated"

Robo · Post by **Robo** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:54 pm

"Little boy blue, he needed the money.."

Boo · Post by **Boo** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:49 pm

"The power of accurate observation in frequently called cynicisim by those who don't have it."

Stryker · Post by **Stryker** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 7:07 pm

"What goes around must come around, up, and down."

Capm · Post by **Capm** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 9:20 pm

"AK-47. When you absolutely positively gotta kill every mother fucker in the room, accept no substitutes."

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 10:27 pm

"old mcdonald had a whore, eieio, he banged her like the kitchen door, eieioohh"

Buef · Post by **Buef** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:46 am

The dice ones bring back memories......

but my fav was always Kev's

"Dance like noone watching, Work like you dont need the money, love like youve never been hurt and play like you never loose" (or close to that anyway....)

Vertigo 99 · Post by **Vertigo 99** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 1:49 am

my sig on these forums right now is:

"Oh maaaan, what am I smoking?
...oh yea. Pot."