monkey boy. the early years.

roid · Post by **roid** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 1:26 am

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/ballmerwindows.html

a 15 year old microsoft AD with steve balmer. he hasn't ever changed

Unix · Post by **Unix** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 1:32 am

Dayum Roid. You be all over ebaums today.

And just to save everyone time, the phone number does *not* work

roid · Post by **roid** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 1:40 am

i am

bored

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 1:46 am

Youre always bored. Go download a few gigabytes of porn, pick up a bottle of lube and for the love of all things sacred, do not tell us about it. Just wear yourself out. Break your wrist if you have to.

roid · Post by **roid** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 3:16 am

well i hope i can figure out something, i'm jumping outa my skin.

piano head bashing perhaps?

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 3:53 am

Go get drunk and pass out. Tomorrow when you wake up in a pool of your own filth you'll be sufficiently exhausted.

roid · Post by **roid** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 4:03 am

did i tell you your ideas are the worst ever?

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:56 am

roid wrote:piano head bashing perhaps?

Ahaha, you rock roid.

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:58 am

Roidy, why don't you go out and try to catch a tiger snake. Guaranteed you won't be bored.

WarAdvocat · Post by **WarAdvocat** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:00 am

don't listen to these people.

Top Wop · Post by **Top Wop** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 1:29 pm

Ever tried spitting into the wind?

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 1:51 pm

Pissing into the wind is funner.

roid · Post by **roid** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:43 pm

i'm cured

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:01 pm

Bullshi*.

roid · Post by **roid** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:22 pm

hmm, yes perhaps it's just gone into remission... again

dissent · Post by **dissent** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 11:38 am

roid,

four words.

pick

up

a

book

(yes, ability to read is assumed and implied)

problem solved. This session is free.

Robo · Post by **Robo** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 12:17 pm

lol..