a little partisan humor

Will Robinson · Post by **Will Robinson** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 8:51 pm

A stockbroker, on his way home from work in New York City, came to a
dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems much worse than usual. He notices a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, what's the hold up?"

The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so she stopped her motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set herself on fire. She says her husband has spent all her money and the Democrats told her to forget about running for President in 2008. So we're taking up a collection for her.

The stock broker asks, "How much have you got so far?"

The officer replies "About 4 1/2 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 9:08 pm

LOL

(off to the Cafe with ya...)

Testiculese · Post by **Testiculese** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 9:38 pm

<70's>Buuuuurn baby burn!</70's>

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 9:43 pm

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:52 pm

Rofl.

dissent · Post by **dissent** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 11:04 pm

STOP!!!

It's a trick! It's a plot! Long term siphoning of gasoline will turn you into a Democrat zombie!

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 2:26 am

Oh shut up. It will not. It'll just kill you.

dissent · Post by **dissent** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 7:50 am

Ah, feel the love .....

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 7:59 am

good joke... and it doesn't have to be partisan. you could easily interchange any politician, pop star, athlete, or dbb member.

;-0

Tyranny · Post by **Tyranny** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 10:41 am

Cops, you developing some sort of "avatar for every day of the week" fetish?

contact · Post by **contact** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 9:34 pm

chuckle

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 12:39 am

Amusement++

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 8:10 am

Good one.

Boo · Post by **Boo** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:22 pm

That got a laugh