A woman asks her husband,"Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of toast and maybe some orange juice and coffee?"
He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this viagra," he says. "It's really taken away my appetite."
At lunchtime she asks if he would like something to eat? "A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a turkey sandwich?"
He declines."The viagra" he says, "really trashes my desire for food"
Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat?
"Would you like a juicy porterhouse steak, baked potato, and some hot apple pie?" Or maybe some fried chicken and fries?
He declines again. "Naw still not hungry!"
"Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."
