This is your Brain

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 7:52 am

On syphilis. Pic is of a skull whose owner cared not to use protection while dipping his wick. Copsey...take heed.

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 8:00 am

Copsey? He ain't ever been laid before don't worry about that poor boy

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 8:12 am

i haven't had sex in so long i just might be tempted to ★■◆● that skull. but i'm no good at nirvana-like posts, so i'll just leave it at that.

and iceman, youâ??d be surprised at all the ladies coming out of the woodwork just before valentines dayâ?¦ but iâ??d rather jerk off than fulfill their desperation attempts. Love should be celebrated everyday, not just on febuary 14th because the hallmark corporation says so.

World War Woodi · Post by **World War Woodi** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 10:39 am

The Cops said

youâ??d be surprised at all the ladies coming out of the woodwork just before valentines dayâ?¦ but iâ??d rather jerk off than fulfill their desperation attempts. Love should be celebrated everyday, not just on febuary 14th

That is the gayest statement I have ever heard,
ok well almost the gayest.
I think maybe "I'm gay" might be a little more gay.

Look man, you shouldnt be suprised they're coming outta the woodwork around V day, you should be counting on it !
You would rather jerk it than fulfill their desperation?????? WHAT !?!?

Fulfill yourself dude !
For a single guy V Day can be your chance to nail all these lonely depressed women with no date, that are soooooooo down on themselves, and you got it baby , desperate!
Yeah cooooooooome to Woodi your poor lil thing !

Now on the other hand, I've been married 14 years, and I dont get to be like that on V day anymore, it's the hallmark holiday for me now.

Crap now Im getting depressed.

See what you did !

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 11:53 am

Where is this woodwork of which you speaketh?

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 12:55 pm

woodi wrote:That is the gayest statement I have ever heard,
ok well almost the gayest.
I think maybe "I'm gay" might be a little more gay.

i don't think it's gay, it was meant to be incredibly cynical.

Mobius · Post by **Mobius** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 2:21 pm

Given this skull is from the 19th century (about 150 years old) and syphilis is cured with a single jab in the butt, I think your cautionary tale lacks teeth. (A little like the skull)

Robo · Post by **Robo** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 3:48 pm

Mobius wrote:I think your cautionary tale lacks teeth. (A little like the skull)

Har har har