The Matrix Revolutions: ENTER THE INGUS!

Infamous Ingus · Post by **Infamous Ingus** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 5:11 am

They screwed up now. Because Ingus has finally ejaculated into The Matrix in all his glory to lay the smackith down on all the netnerds across the matrix.

And that means the Chronicles are back!

Now you can bare witness as Ingus performs his INGJITSU, FINGFITSU, 2 PLUS 2, and all 99 of his booger splittin techniques.

Ingus will make it his job to give every netnerd resting their palms on the comforts of their mouses, a massively

multiplaying role playing a living hell cause he's gonna cut some throatS! double CROSS! and be as rotten as Bobby Rocky Bottoms drinking spoil goat milk!

Gotta make a good first impression amongst the matrinerds so here is Ingus fresh out of his pod after waking up from the matrix and on the run just to be on the run!
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Whats the first thing Ingus does once he's free?
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Get on the chicks! You damn skippy!
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Ingus told you he was like the wind baby!
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Screw constructs, Ingus is going to get his gear, terminator style.
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Ingus harnessing the power of the GREAT NINJA!
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HAHA
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AHAHAHAHA
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Heres Ingus taking a mugshot
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Ingus looking for a beatdown
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Found one
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And here is Ingus droppin a stankhoe.
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After playing for a bit, Ingus was offered a to join either 3 sides:

Humans: Fack those goody too shoes.

Machines: Personalities are made of cardboard.

Exiles: INGUS has aligned himself with the Merovingian!
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Ingus back on chicks. Netnerds can learn a lot from Ingus.
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Muha!
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now tune next week to find out wtf Ingus has done to some matrinerd, or giving an agent a bloody nose, or streaking through a night club.

I'm Like The Wind Baby!

Phoenix Red · Post by **Phoenix Red** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 6:05 am

hahaha

How do you like hte combat system? From what I've read, and looking a those screenshots, it looks like a lot of drag-and-drop.

Scratch · Post by **Scratch** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 7:04 am

How is that game other than dancing with chicks?

Sergeant Thorne · Post by **Sergeant Thorne** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 7:06 am

"Terminator style", hahaha!

"I need your clothes, your boots, and your... Desert Eagle"

Infamous Ingus · Post by **Infamous Ingus** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 7:44 am

Scratch wrote:How is that game other than dancing with chicks?

Its fun once you learn the basics. Its still just a beta though, but the city is huge, you can enter every building. So much stuff to explore.

you basically go on missions for the humans until the machines or exiles ask if you want to join their cause.

go here for all the details.

Matrix Online site
http://thematrixonline.warnerbros.com/web/index.jsp

Official Matrix Online community site
http://thematrixonline.warnerbros.com/w ... /index.jsp

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 8:26 am

I'd buy it just to watch Ingus sleeze the sleeze.

roid · Post by **roid** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 8:51 am

haha damn funny mate. laughed out loud at the dancin

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 9:22 am

ingus trying to spread his ninja seed with shannon.

;-0

Pun · Post by **Pun** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 10:04 am

I'd suggest Ingus bumps his resolution and uses some Full Screen Anti Aliasing and Anisotropic Filtering.

Tyranny · Post by **Tyranny** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 12:20 pm

Ingy looks good doing INGJITSU, FINGFITSU, 2 PLUS 2, and all 99 of his booger splittin techniques no matter what resolution or AA settings he uses

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 5:59 pm

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 8:03 pm

So Cops, is that one of your hangouts?

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 8:41 pm

TheCops wrote:ingus trying to spread his ninja seed with shannon.

;-0

He's making her eat his great ninja caulk!

snoopy · Post by **snoopy** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 8:53 pm

Just think, Ingus- all those hot chicks you're dancing with are actually big fat men sitting in front of their computers.

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 9:25 pm

snoopy wrote:Just think, Ingus- all those hot chicks you're dancing with are actually big fat men sitting in front of their computers.

I suddenly feel dirty and a need for caustic eye drops.

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 9:51 pm

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 10:32 pm

woodchip wrote:So Cops, is that one of your hangouts?

no, it's a picture of ingus and shannon rockin' the ★■◆● out.

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 12:48 am

snoopy wrote:Just think, Ingus- all those hot chicks you're dancing with are actually big fat men sitting in front of their computers.

LOL OWNED

Infamous Ingus · Post by **Infamous Ingus** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 5:47 am

that's just as funny as those that think and thought ingus was white

Plebeian · Post by **Plebeian** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 9:11 am

TheCops wrote:
woodchip wrote:So Cops, is that one of your hangouts?
no, it's a picture of ingus and shannon rockin' the **** out.

So it is, I completely overlooked them in the corner.

Will Robinson · Post by **Will Robinson** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 9:43 am

Infamous Ingus wrote:that's just as funny as those that think and thought ingus was white

I don't think those big fat men sitting in front of their computers really care what color your butt is, they still want you to come over and dance with them

BigSlideHimself · Post by **BigSlideHimself** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 11:23 am

Ingus is gay?

Infamous Ingus · Post by **Infamous Ingus** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 3:16 pm

ingus's butt says "DO NOT ENTER". Ingus has boned 1 chick more times then you have boned chicks.

and with a name like Bigslide it sounds like a gay ramrod that preys on a prison biach named Peppy La Pue

hell, ingus bets you'll hump anything that moves, even a freaken STOP SIGN even if it says "STOP!"

Now go slide your @ss back in that internet barn and get your square dance on with your pack of leprechauns.

Zero! · Post by **Zero!** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 3:49 pm

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 7:53 pm

Infamous Ingus wrote:Ingus has boned 1 chick more times then you have boned chicks.

And here is what the chick looks like:

Infamous Ingus · Post by **Infamous Ingus** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 5:38 am

sad man, keep your obessions with wood out of this thread.

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 8:14 am

Pun · Post by **Pun** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 9:27 am

Infamous Ingus wrote:that's just as funny as those that think and thought ingus was white

I always thought Ingus was green. Who knew?

Bet51987 · Post by **Bet51987** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 3:23 pm

punisher wrote: I always thought Ingus was green. Who knew?

In the little time I've known Ingus, I've known him by only one color.....and it's none of the one's mentioned here

Bettina

[]V[]essenjah · Post by **[]V[]essenjah** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 4:22 pm

Pink?

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 5:11 pm

Knowing bettina, she's probably hinting at "yellow"

[]V[]essenjah · Post by **[]V[]essenjah** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 5:25 pm

LOL, figured so. Just couldn't resist. I'm in a weird mood this morning. And I was listening to Aerosmith

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 5:36 pm

woodchip wrote:And here is what the chick looks like:

*snip*

hahahah

Hope you used a heavy duty condom dude, because splinters down there would hurt!

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 6:25 pm

Infamous Ingus wrote:sad man, keep your obessions with wood out of this thread.

You must learn to refine your tastes. Trees are cool. They are especially sexy in the spring of the year when the sap starts rising and their limbs get all kinds of buds on them. While they may look imposing, just remember their bark is worse than their bite. Quite acrobatic also. Never forget there is a reason why they are called gymnosperms.

Infamous Ingus · Post by **Infamous Ingus** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 5:31 am

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 6:15 pm

Ingus is da man