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A teachers life in JPN

Post by Warlock »

one of me friends sent me this

http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.html
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o_O
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Post by Samuel Dravis »

I saw those a while back but they're still really funny. :D
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Post by Lothar »

LOL @ the baggy jeans defense to the "kancho" game... "you can't hit my a$$, because you can't find it!"
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Man!!! I've been cracking up for the past 20 minutes reading this. I LOVE THIS ONE...
At the ghetto school, I was walking around outside after classes, visiting the various sports clubs. As I came up to the girls basketball club, one ichinensei girl (the "breasts" girl by the way) greeted me with "Yo Nigga!"

...I hate MTV.

She then asked me what it meant. Sigh. I told her it was kind of a greeting...but it was really bad so never use it. She didn't quite get it, so I gathered her and her friends around for storytime. I tried my best in simple Japanese to explain American history and slavery and the origins of that word. I said it was very bad and to please never use it again.

They seemed to listen the best they could, and when I finished, Breasts Girl showed her appreciation by giving me a heartfelt "Thanks Nigga!"

...I really hate MTV.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
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Post by Krom »

hahaha, very amusing.
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Post by Nitrofox125 »

It's actually a little disturbing to think that my life now includes a little Japanese girl who will randomly teleport into a place, yell "breasts!" at me, then teleport out as quickly as she came.
Hahahahahahah, this is awesome reading, thanks for the link :)
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Post by Couver_ »

I read every single one of those great read..

Thanks for the Link!!
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Post by roid »

just read the first one, and had to come back and say how i'm lovin it, before diving back into the rest of it ^_^
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Post by Nitrofox125 »

Some of the other stuff under the editorials section of that site is pretty cool too, if ya haven't looked at it yet.
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Post by Xamindar »

hah, that's pretty funny :lol: Those silly Japanese
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Black American teacher + Japanese middle-schoolers = Dodgedick. Priceless. :D :lol:
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Post by WarAdvocat »

ok LMAO
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Bwhahaha
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Post by snoopy »

I like it. Pretty funny. (Whoop for bad grammer)
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Post by MD-2389 »

bwhahahah! Thats just classic! :P
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Post by XSabre »

LoL! Great find, enjoyed it. :)
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Now I truly understand Anime.
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Post by T-Devil »

Japanese middle schools are intensely strange. I visited a couple when I went there 12 years ago. I probably spent no more than a day in the various schools we stopped in and I can totally believe his stories are legit.

That was great!
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Post by kurupt »

read through first 11 pages. good read.
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Post by roid »

One day I noticed something peculiar...his hair. Apparently, he wanted cornrows. But of course, he doesn't have the hair for cornrows
wtf. i'm sure i've been in this situation before.
(but i am a little drinky, i read while i'm drinking, shutups)
a link from the DBB, concerning japan perhaps, and there was something about corn in a latter page of it.
deja vu extremeo

and i don't even know what cornrows are. some wigger thing no doubt.
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*i snipperified a big rant about niggers/wiggers/jigger/abligggers..... / *ggers coz it's something that fuckin needs to be let out and discussed, over in E&C ;)*
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Post by roid »

anyway i finished reading it finally. and man that was great. look forward to updates
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