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THE LOST CHAPTER OF GENESIS
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. "She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it." Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?" God replied, "An arm and a leg." Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
Of course the rest is history.........
THE LOST CHAPTER OF GENESIS
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Chapter 2
And Adam took forth the new creation of his father and he was pleased. Adam discovered the intimate joys of copulation with his new mate 'Eve' and was happy. Adam was preparing for a second go around when he noticed Eve could use some freshining up, so he sent her to clean herself in the river. It was about this time that GOD showed up to see how everything was going.
GOD: Yo Adam
Adam: Yes, my lord and father, he who is most gracious.
GOD: How did you like Eve?
Adam: She is wonderful, thank you so very much for fullfilling an emptiness inside I did not know I had, you are most wise and caring O father.
GOD: Did ya hit it?
Adam: I copulated and was most pleased. We are going to have another round after she bathes to clense herself for the body is a temple and in giving glory to you, we should not be defiled when enjoying such excellence in your name.
GOD: Well were is the beoyotch?
Adam: I sent her down to the river to save time instead of drawing her a bath here.
GOD: Shizzle my nizzle, now all the fish will smell like that....
And Adam took forth the new creation of his father and he was pleased. Adam discovered the intimate joys of copulation with his new mate 'Eve' and was happy. Adam was preparing for a second go around when he noticed Eve could use some freshining up, so he sent her to clean herself in the river. It was about this time that GOD showed up to see how everything was going.
GOD: Yo Adam
Adam: Yes, my lord and father, he who is most gracious.
GOD: How did you like Eve?
Adam: She is wonderful, thank you so very much for fullfilling an emptiness inside I did not know I had, you are most wise and caring O father.
GOD: Did ya hit it?
Adam: I copulated and was most pleased. We are going to have another round after she bathes to clense herself for the body is a temple and in giving glory to you, we should not be defiled when enjoying such excellence in your name.
GOD: Well were is the beoyotch?
Adam: I sent her down to the river to save time instead of drawing her a bath here.
GOD: Shizzle my nizzle, now all the fish will smell like that....
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