Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:02 pm
...but for some reason they jump on hostile, and he screams like a girl...
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Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 6:35 pm
.......,an amazon girl with a bazooka. No one could understand why Spaceboy was so dumb that he couldn't make a sentence make sense, a true mystery. It's simple really. You just have to sound it out in your head before you say it. But that is neither here nor there. After the unholy demise of the friendlies, Gayowulf walked in with a.....
Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 8:07 pm
...the real mystery is, why hostile cant read. the bazooka is made of girlscout cookies, so hostile continues running away, and screaming. The end. #3
The end#4 the end#5
The end#4 the end#5
Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 10:12 pm
is near, but not quite here. Too bad for Spaceboy and his sidekick, herpes man. When the spirit is broken, all that remains is stupidity apparently. So our hero finally gets up....
Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 10:27 pm
and starts to do a [censored] for herpes man....
Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 10:47 pm
in a local Discotheque. ...ewww... but not having a shirt with 7" collar, he was kicked out and so decided to go see
Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:03 pm
...U2 in concert, and they performed their hit "Discotheque". Having learned the correct spelling, he hopped on his jetski and sailed off to the planet...
Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:19 pm
...lard...
Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:06 am
Sucking leaches then attacked Spaceboy, feasting on the contents of his head... and lo they were gorged, and then...
Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 10:33 am
they got sick because they realized they had devoured the brains of a flip-flopper. First he likes the story, then he wants it to end, then he contributes to it again.....Will it ever end? And most people thought that leeches could eat anything!!! So after barfing up Spaceboy's (callsign Flipper) brains, the leeches went to go find our hero and herpes man back at the "discotheque." They really wanted to.....
Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 10:34 am
...change the spelling of the sign on the door, but apparently Duper had beaten them to it. 
So after the bombs went off, the aliens...
So after the bombs went off, the aliens...Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:04 pm
...realized that the leaches actually sucked out HOSTILES brains, so then they stopped their attack on earth, and then hostile stumbles back into the forest of bizzare trees, and hostile was wearing a football uniform, and was struck by lighting...
Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:53 pm
Which caused a cheerleader named Bettina to run out onto the field and kiss him to make him better, but then the coach came out and.....
Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 8:02 pm
...and dropped a bomb on the bizzare tree football field thing, causing doom, death, and destruction. hostile was incinterated into a snowball, which doesnt make sense because...
Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 8:41 pm
....he woke up and wasn't in a field at all but in his room, in bed, hugging his pillow. His door was open and standing there was....
Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 8:47 pm
...a parakeet...
Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 8:56 pm
... and ...
Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 9:02 pm
...it frightened him...it was 6 feet tall with a zipper down the front. The beak...well...it wasn't a beak at all but a...
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 8:26 am
...big...
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 4:02 pm
...hole. Inside the hole was Nothing and it was coming out. The Nothing was coming and it was cold and howling, but then...
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 4:41 pm
... all sorts of loud, screeching birds came flying out, defaning hostile...
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 5:09 pm
....looking birds, blood was oozing out of the ever widening hole, as more and more birds flew out. Hostile screamed as....
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 5:32 pm
...we break for a minute. This obnoxious Story Time thread has been brought to you by....
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 6:22 pm
ZOOP! The hand cream with a thousand uses. Use it anywhere and everwhere that hand cream is needed.
Now, back to our story......HOSTILE screamed as....
Now, back to our story......HOSTILE screamed as....
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 7:02 pm
he realized that he and everyone else was now dumber for having read anything Spaceboy has posted. The agony of it was sooo........
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 7:24 pm
...great that a lobotomy was needed in order to...
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 8:33 pm
go. So he super sized it and
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:30 pm
...hostiles brain atrophied. hostile then had the I.Q. of 1, and...
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 10:21 pm
180, making him smarter than well, everyone. However, as smart as he was, he was confused. He saw something he had never seen before. There was Spaceboy outside, actually playing a real live game of hide and go screw yourself with none other than, himself. He continued to play for hours until he realized he needed to suck something. So he pulls out his.....
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 10:31 pm
lint-encrusted doublemint gum .. that he had started daybefore yesterday when he had found it under the desk at school ...mmMMMmmmmm
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:37 pm
When he found the gum, however, he had also found a...
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 4:21 pm
...scantily clad...
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 4:48 pm
...photo of INGUS and a few other BIGHEADS. On the other side of the photo was....
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 4:59 pm
...a phone number...
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 5:13 pm
it read, "for a good time call ...... "
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 5:18 pm
555-SPAM...
9 pages of...
9 pages of...
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:41 pm
cooking with fire and a free set of...
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:21 pm
...gerbils, which...
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 11:18 pm
...sang- "this is the thread that never ends! it goes on and on my friends! some n00bie, staarted typing it, not knowing wat it did,...
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 11:37 pm
I sooo wish I had MOD abilities right now...