DBB Twisted Story Time

Jagger · Post by **Jagger** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 10:54 am

with hot, fresh emu spleen. Unfortunately...

WarAdvocat · Post by **WarAdvocat** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 11:07 am

...the [ck] boys came along to introduce everyone to their own peculiar perversion, koi...

suicide eddie · Post by **suicide eddie** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 11:58 am

..fritters, funnily enought also favoured by lumberjacks, oh the misery of replying to posts,
I never wanted to do this post in the first place!
I... I wanted to be...

A LUMBERJACK!

/me starts singing

Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers of
British Columbia! With my best girl by my side!
The Larch!
The Pine!
The Giant Redwood tree!
The Sequoia!
The Little Whopping Rule Tree
(chorus)................

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 5:16 pm

Suddenly a large, hairy man wearing furs jumps out from stage left, flailing his arms around and shouting: "No Sing!! NO SINGING!!"

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 5:22 pm

....He quickly explodes revealing he was made of chocolate syrup!! The audience, now covered with the goop...

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 5:54 pm

Joins Hostile and Nirvana in singing the Saudi national anthem while the Iraqi soccer team...

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 5:58 pm

blames john kerry for janet jackson's kneepoles.

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 7:15 pm

..informing him that they should have had b.spears have a wardrobe malfunction instead that ugly old bag. Meanwhile, down in Hell, Saddam and Satan were getting it on when....

[]V[]essenjah · Post by **[]V[]essenjah** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 8:03 pm

When Osama Bin Ladden joined in between them with a bunch of pinapples. Then Acecombat and the cat....

Zoop! · Post by **Zoop!** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 10:40 pm

crawled into Saddam's bed waiting for him to come home. It was going to be his first time...

Nirvana · Post by **Nirvana** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 12:00 am

to ★■◆● on someone's face and watch them eat it all up, but George W. ruined it when...

fliptw · Post by **fliptw** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 12:20 am

he said he enjoyed eating ★■◆●. John Kerry...

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 12:41 am

... actually voted FOR eating **** before he voted against eating ****.

Unfortunately, Karl Rove...

[]V[]essenjah · Post by **[]V[]essenjah** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 12:45 am

only liked two ways with canines and various livestock. However, Mobius prefered....

Nirvana · Post by **Nirvana** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 1:36 am

things that said "bahhhhhh", as he is from, New Zealand, where...

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 2:18 am

...the sheep shaggers roam free and start eyeing the dogs...

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 8:31 am

as soon as they reach the age of consent. Meanwhile...

Scratch · Post by **Scratch** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 11:47 am

..back at the ranch...Tanto had disguised himself as a pool table and the lone ranger racked his balls...

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 12:51 pm

...which caused Tanto to scream in agony, blowing his disguise. Thinking quickly, our hero....

HaAGen DaZS · Post by **HaAGen DaZS** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 2:45 pm

spontainously combusts!

he runs outside, and jmups into a conviently placed lake. however, the fire had left large burns on his wood.

what will our hero do next?...

Jagger · Post by **Jagger** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 3:06 pm

Dejected and depressed, he moves in with his platypus friend named Jerry. What he failed to realize was...

Zoop! · Post by **Zoop!** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 3:11 pm

that Jerry never wears pants. But that's okay...

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 3:18 pm

..because the fire gave him long term blindness thats not expected to heal up until he turns 50. unable to wait that long to get his vision back, our hero embarks on a magical quest to...

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 4:09 pm

Find the holy grail of...

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 4:24 pm

the holy pyro that Ferno crashed because he was high on...

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 4:39 pm

OSPF

Our hero remembered that night well. He stopped for a moment to remember how memorable that memorable night was. his nostalgia was shattered however when all of a sudden a giant oalfish creature drove by in a rental Studabaker and...

Arol · Post by **Arol** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 6:24 pm

And told them all that Ms. Kerry Bush, the President-Elect had just announced that the first order of business of her new Cabinet would be...

Jagger · Post by **Jagger** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 11:31 pm

...making this thread less political. Growing bored of all the hubub, someone by the name of...

fliptw · Post by **fliptw** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 12:14 am

Lord Stanely Came back from Heaven and gave the checks of all checking to both the NHL management and NHLPA.

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 7:25 am

...after which they all lay dead. Cowering in fear, the members of the players association...

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 11:39 am

crashed their zambonis into the Pentagon, causing...

Zer0Cool · Post by **Zer0Cool** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 11:40 am

massive damage, and monumental ammounts of money to be spent on the war on zambonies...meanwhile...

Jagger · Post by **Jagger** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 12:15 pm

...Fluffy the Fantastic Flying Gerbil was soaring far overhead. That's when...

Pun · Post by **Pun** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 12:17 pm

...AceCombat, sitting at the goatse.cx general offices, waiting for his interview...

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 12:28 pm

....farted....

Zoop! · Post by **Zoop!** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 2:31 pm

...again...

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 3:17 pm

... and again...

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 3:44 pm

...and again...

Jagger · Post by **Jagger** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 3:46 pm

...until the poisonous gasses wafted miles into the air, killing Fluffy. As he fell..

Pun · Post by **Pun** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 3:53 pm

...to earth, one of AceCombat's cats...