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Happy Drunk Day!
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 10:13 am
by JMEaT
I mean St. Patrickâ??s Day!
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 10:33 am
by roid
i slept from 7am till 3pm.
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 10:41 am
by Scorch
alas, I am not drinking. But I'm Irish and that's all that counts! Maybe it's a good day to watch Boondock Saints
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 10:45 am
by Repo Man
Scorch wrote:But I'm Irish and that's all that counts!
Scorch,
everyone is Irish on Saint Patty's day! Hiccup!
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 10:54 am
by Dedman
Not me. I'm still Danish, but I had a Guinness for breakfast. Does that count?
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 11:05 am
by Top Wop
Ok, I got a joke.
Whats hard to find in Ireland?
A sober Irishman.
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 12:17 pm
by Mobius
Great. Another day where stupid, fat, ugly people drink even more than usual, and dye everything green.
Real sophisticated.
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 12:23 pm
by Repo Man
Mobius wrote:Great. Another day where stupid, fat, ugly people drink even more than usual, and dye everything green.
Real sophisticated.
Ignore Mobius, it's just an attention-getting device.
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 12:25 pm
by DCrazy
Hehe... my school is 1 block over from 5th Avenue/86th St. Consequently, they close school every St. Patrick's Day.
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 2:43 pm
by Instig8
It's interresting that St. Patrick was Scottish.
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 2:49 pm
by [DWL]Punk
i don't drink
but i will be smoking lots and lots of herb.
whos got the herb?
thats what the young girls ask me =D
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 3:32 pm
by HaAGen DaZS
[MS]Instig8 wrote:It's interresting that St. Patrick was Scottish.
ill drink to tat... o waot.. i did. heh.
hard fuckin times man. its one of those time where ya tihnk it jus ant gettin worse.. then it does.
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 5:51 pm
by JMEaT
djordan wrote:Mobius wrote:Great. Another day where stupid, fat, ugly people drink even more than usual, and dye everything green.
Real sophisticated.
Ignore Mobius, it's just an attention-getting device.
I wouldn't even call it a device. More like stinking piece of garbage.
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 7:35 pm
by Avder
Mobius wrote:Great. Another day where stupid, fat, ugly people drink even more than usual, and dye everything green.
Real sophisticated.
Go out and have a little fun sometime will ya? As for me, I got a 6 pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade. Bottoms up!
Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 5:29 am
by roid
Mobius wrote:Real sophisticated.
sophi
shticated
Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 12:15 pm
by Zer0Cool
i won't lie...i got drunk? whats' wrong with drinkin on a holiday?
now screwy Delights for all
Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 12:46 pm
by Dedman
[MS]Instig8 wrote:It's interresting that St. Patrick was Scottish.
The trouble with Scotland is that it is full of Scotts.
Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 12:48 pm
by TheCops
i had a shot of jameson. are you from minnesota vader? i'm in minneapolis.
Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 1:57 pm
by Avder
Technically no, I'm not. However I could spit and it would land in MN. I do claim Minnesota citizenship tho because I'm only in ND as a college student.
Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 4:55 pm
by HaAGen DaZS
[NuB] Dedman wrote:[MS]Instig8 wrote:It's interresting that St. Patrick was Scottish.
The trouble with Scotland is that it is full of Scotts.
you'd be surprised.
Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 10:36 pm
by roid
i want a kilt. got a kilt?
Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 7:18 am
by Scorch
you know why scottish men wear kilts?
sheep can hear a zipper from a hundred yards!
And djordan, everyone might consider themselves irish on St Patty's day, but do they have red hair and green eyes, and red bushy sideburns like a leprechaun? I think not!
Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 2:34 pm
by MD-2389
Show of hands:
Who didn't wear green on purpose?
*raises hand*
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 12:36 pm
by Repo Man
MD-2389,
I raise my hand. I wore red and blue.
Scorch,
You may have red hair,green eyes, and red bushy sideburns like a leprechaun, but where is your pot o' gold? Hmmmmm?
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 2:36 pm
by Scorch
ummm... I bought a Pot o' Gold lotto ticket t'other day, does that count?
And it wasn't a winner
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 2:50 pm
by DCrazy
Ah, the NY Lottery. "Hey, it'll never happen to you."
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 3:04 pm
by Scorch
one of my friends won $40 the other week. Most I've ever won is $4
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 9:33 pm
by Instig8
Scorch wrote:you know why scottish men wear kilts?
sheep can hear a zipper from a hundred yards!
Yup, the Irish are smart enough to unzip at least 101 yards from their intended target.
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 11:59 pm
by Duper
1) Patrick was Scottish.
2) Patrick was not Catholic
3) Patrick was never cannonized.
He did, however, convert all of Ireland to Christianity.
And THAT I'll drink to.
Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 2:08 am
by HaAGen DaZS
what did the irish monster do to learn how to see in the dark?
went to night classes.