Rules of the Universe No. 17,816
Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:20 am
Rules of the Universe No. 17,816:
\"Dishwashers will only break down two days before Christmas.\"
\"Dishwashers will only break down two days before Christmas.\"
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:03 am
Give her some prozac she'll be on her feet in no time at all.
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:49 am
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:01 am
Oooooooh!! No you didn't!!Flabby Chick wrote:Give her some prozac she'll be on her feet in no time at all.
Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:41 am
FC wins. But I think I know one even better then Mobius's case; a few years ago the well pump burned out at around 7 PM on Christmas Eve here, we were without running water for 3 days.
Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 1:39 pm
Rule No. 21,164:
\"Old Supercars will only fail to start when gorgeous blonde women are watching.\"
\"Old Supercars will only fail to start when gorgeous blonde women are watching.\"
Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 1:58 pm
no, thats karma.Mobius wrote:Rule No. 21,164:
"Old Supercars will only fail to start when gorgeous blonde women are watching."
Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 3:25 pm
Karma will fail to start? What?
Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 3:37 pm
No, no. I think he meant, \"Old Supercars will only fail to start when karma is watching.\"
Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:17 pm
\"The chance of toast landing butter-side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet\"
And, although it was but a fortune cookie prediction:
\"You will stop at nothing to reach your goals, but only because your brakes are defective.\"
And, although it was but a fortune cookie prediction:
\"You will stop at nothing to reach your goals, but only because your brakes are defective.\"
Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:00 pm
Or maybe he meant that super karma will start when you are in your car.
Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:36 pm
Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:48 pm
My karma ran over my dogma!
Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:41 pm
My Karma ran over an iPod... but then it died 
Now I have a vibez. 
Now I have a vibez. Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:02 am
This thread needs forum macros.
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:45 am
Macros?
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:08 pm
It was really my fault the U.S bombed Japan and the Nazi holocaust all those years ago... When i died my spirit got accidentally got caught in a phone line and now I must post on this forum eternity.............................
..................... karma!
..................... karma!