What Does Your Daddy Do?

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 10:09 am

Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - -> fireman, policeman, salesman, etc...

David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the abandoned car in the alley with some guy and have sex with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said David, "He works for John Kerry's Presidential Campaign but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids...!!"

bash · Post by **bash** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 10:13 am

You touched my partisan funny bone with that one.

Warlock · Post by **Warlock** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 10:16 am

ooooooooooo burn

Tricord · Post by **Tricord** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 11:49 am

It's an old joke recycled into something to date

Flabby Chick · Post by **Flabby Chick** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 11:58 am

I heard a version the other day funnily enough. Daddy was South Africas rugby coach in that one

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 1:41 pm

hahahah

I'm anti-bush and even I found that funny.

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 3:04 pm

To be honest I don't think either Kerry or Bush are very appealing... but meh, that's a topic for E&C.

Funny joke tho.

Battlebot · Post by **Battlebot** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 5:27 pm

you could always vote for Nader jmeat

AceCombat · Post by **AceCombat** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 5:40 pm

heh, nice