Islamers

bash · Post by **bash** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 5:46 pm

Without taking away from the seriousness of the war on terror, I've always felt AQ should market a blooper reel of their failed exploits. They'd make a killing!

An apparent attempt to blow up a McDonald's drive-in restaurant in northern Italy was foiled on Sunday but the suspected terrorist died when his car exploded with him strapped inside.

http://news.independent.co.uk/europe/st ... ory=506489

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 5:59 pm

Ah yes, the humourous side of terrorism. I suppose AQ could hire the ex Iraqi minister of information to be the shows host.

bash · Post by **bash** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 7:19 pm

Tell me this isn't right out of Monty Python seeing some crazy biotch running around like a chicken with it's head cut off looking for a target.

A suburban resident, Farida, said she saw special forces running away from a woman apparently wearing a belt with explosives, who then pursued a bus carrying morning shift workers. But the vehicle sped away.

"Then the police shot her in the leg, she fell down and then she blew herself up," said Farida. "The woman's head flew over the wall and into the courtyard."

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... plosion_dc

Top Wop · Post by **Top Wop** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 7:47 pm

Time to go bowling.

Will Robinson · Post by **Will Robinson** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 9:24 pm

UGHH, Funny you should post this, I just recieved an email with some close up pictures of suicide bombers after their last day of work, as well as a head shot (or what's left of his head) of the former founder of Hamas who was just hit with a missile the other day....

I'd post a few but I think Sickone might have me rubbed out if I did

What a recruiting poster they would make for palestinian anti-armor rock throwing teenagers who want to move up to the big leagues!

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 9:33 pm

ROFL! Must suck to be a failure even at being a suicide bomber.

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 9:55 am

Too funny bash

bash · Post by **bash** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 4:01 pm

Sadly, today's horrific and disgusting news pictures renders my attempt at a humorous topic title rather shameful. I'll change it. My thoughts and prayers to those both inside and outside the military, of any nationality, working to bring liberty to a people who may not deserve it.

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 1:52 am

I wonder what happens when a suicide bomber's bomb turns out to be a dud. does he just walk home?