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A Blonde's Year in Review
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 1:57 pm
by MD-2389
January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels ..Helllloooo!! ...bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March
Got really excited ...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months ...box said \"2-4 years!\"
April
Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out!!!
May
Tried to make Kool Aid ...wrong instructions ...8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June
Tried to go water skiing couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition ...learned later the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm ... car swamped because soft top was open.
September
The capital of California is \"C\" ...isn't it???
October
Hate M & M's ...they are so hard to peel.
November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December
Couldn't call 911 ... \"duh\" there's no \"eleven\" button on the stupid phone!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:57 pm
by Immortal Lobster
Blond jokes never get old
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 3:21 pm
by JMEaT
A hearty HEH from the J-Dawg!
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 3:40 pm
by Wheeze87
That kept me sufficiently entertained, for a brief period
nice
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 3:47 pm
by Krom
Amusing.
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 4:16 pm
by Testiculese
\"The capital of California is \"C\" ...isn't it???\"
Haha lol. I almost lost me tea.
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:20 pm
by Kiran
*taps MD-2389's shoulder and clears her throat*
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 9:02 pm
by dissent
now, now Kiran; could've been a blond
guy, after all ...
Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:52 am
by Foil
*taps dissent's shoulder and clears his throat*
Re:
Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 3:13 pm
by Ferno
Kiran wrote:*taps MD-2389's shoulder and clears her throat*
"what.. can't take a joke?"
Re:
Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:14 pm
by MD-2389
Kiran wrote:*taps MD-2389's shoulder and clears her throat*
All I have to say to you is watch out for those parked cars! They have a habit of jumping out from nowhere!
Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:50 am
by Kiran
Aww you tryin' to drag the dbb into my misfortune?
Sometimes it cannot be helped when dealing with peeps that doubleparked. rawr.
Re:
Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:23 pm
by dissent
Foil wrote:*taps dissent's shoulder and clears his throat*
bah .... off to diversity class with you!!!
Re:
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:33 am
by roid
MD-2389 wrote:Kiran wrote:*taps MD-2389's shoulder and clears her throat*
All I have to say to you is watch out for those parked cars! They have a habit of jumping out from nowhere!
a friend of mine broke his leg real bad, rode his bike into a parked car. They are dangerous, there should be laws. They are right up there with Moose
Re:
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:15 pm
by MD-2389
Kiran wrote:Aww you tryin' to drag the dbb into my misfortune?
Sometimes it cannot be helped when dealing with peeps that doubleparked. rawr.
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:53 pm
by []V[]essenjah
