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Sexual Fidelity Offsets

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 9:40 pm
by roid
\"At Cheatneutral, we believe that we should all try to reduce the amount we cheat on our partners, but we also realise that fidelity isn't always possible. That's why we help you neutralise your cheating. Your actions are offset by a global network of fidelity, developed by us. By paying Cheatneutral, you're funding monogamy-boosting offset projects - we simply invest the money you give us in monogamous, faithful or just plain single people, to encourage them to stay that way.\"

like carbon offsetting haha.

http://www.cheatneutral.com/

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:28 am
by AlphaDoG
OMG! One has to wonder just how many MORONS have given $$$ to that!

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:14 pm
by Dakatsu
So basically, I just make out with my girlfriend for a long time and I can have room for another girl? Well geez, when I have sex with some girl and my girlfriend gets mad, I just say \"Ho, I am allowed to cheat a little bit, it is IMPOSSIBLE to be faithful to one person!\"

I wonder how a Morman person would use this site...

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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:31 pm
by TIGERassault
Dakatsu wrote:So basically, I just make out with my girlfriend for a long time and I can have room for another girl? Well geez, when I have sex with some girl and my girlfriend gets mad, I just say "Ho, I am allowed to cheat a little bit, it is IMPOSSIBLE to be faithful to one person!"
Not really, unless you don't plan on keeping your current girlfriend.
The 'system' is based around how humans don't feel guilty about something if they feel they're allowed to do it. For this, it's a case of if you found yourself cheating on your boy/girlfriend, this works as a punishment cost along with your regular boy/girlfriend, which can then remove some people's (sorta unneccessary guilt) on the matter because they feel they've payed the price for their actions.

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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:47 pm
by TechPro
Dakatsu wrote:I wonder how a Morman person would use this site...
A "Morman person" who practices what he preaches would NEVER use that. Would not even associate himself/herself with such thinking.

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:34 pm
by WillyP
Did anybody bother to read...






THIS!

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:29 am
by AlphaDoG
AHAHAHA! NO!

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:33 pm
by Lothar
ROFL... hilarious concept. Made of win.