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Ferno
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by Ferno » Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:46 am
this is something for the ages...
I get a call from the landlady asking me about a bus.
as soon as I hear that I say: \"what bus?\"
\"you don't know?\"
\"no...\"
\"there's a school bus parked outside the house\"
\"are you serious?\"
\"have a look. I think you'll get a kick out of it\"
And sure enough. A school bus has been abandoned outside the house, blocking the front yard entrance.
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by JMEaT » Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:10 am
WOOO! Party on da bus!
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by AlphaDoG » Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:16 am
Go gather up BigSlide's rats Ferno.
It's never good to wake up in the shrubs naked, you either got way too drunk, or your azz is a werewolf.
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by woodchip » Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:20 am
So what happened to the children? I could see a class A thrillah movie based on this.
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by Foil » Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:41 am
Odd...
*Waits for update on the story*
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by TechPro » Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:47 am
(waiting to hear more on this)
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by Pandora » Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:06 pm
landlady wrote: "have a look. I think you'll get a kick out of it"
you're landlady seems to know you quite well
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by Duper » Mon Jan 21, 2008 1:46 pm
Dude, you really need to quit buying tings on E-bay in your sleep. o_0 .. wow.
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by WillyP » Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:36 pm
TechPro wrote: (waiting to hear more on this)
Ferno
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by Ferno » Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:37 pm
It's still here!
the cops haven't snown up yet. gonna give them a call although my landlady's already called them.
took a look thru the window and there's a ton of crap inside. couch, busted up bike, weights. just garbage.
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by Spaceboy » Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:49 pm
Haha, when you were talking about this on irc I thought you were on something.
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by Lothar » Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:54 pm
Waiting for pics.
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by Ferno » Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:07 pm
so yea... after talking to the officer that came by he told me that the one company that could take that thing away refused to do it.
WTF?
and the pics.
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by Lothar » Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:17 pm
So is this like... a bus converted into an RV?
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by Ferno » Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:22 pm
more like a junkyard on wheels.
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by WillyP » Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:07 pm
LOL!... no plates, plywood on windows... I guess it's your junkyard on wheels, now. Hey! get that thing registered before you get a ticket, bud!
My wife wants to know where this is... you might have a buyer!
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by roid » Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:55 pm
We could convert it into a Venga Bus
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by Spaceboy » Tue Jan 22, 2008 1:49 am
Paintball obstacles.
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by woodchip » Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:55 am
Put a sign on it, \"Please Don't Take My Bus\" and it will be gone by morning.
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by Kiran » Tue Jan 22, 2008 3:03 pm
THat has got to be one of the most random things that one could wake up to see in the front yard.
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by Top Wop » Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:02 pm
Probably couldn't find the drug dealer and gave up.
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by Ferno » Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:20 pm
woodchip wrote: Put a sign on it, "Please Don't Take My Bus" and it will be gone by morning.
I only WISH I was that lucky.
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by Gekko71 » Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:48 pm
Can't the poice trace the last registered owner off the engine or chassis number and trace the current owner that way?
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by Spaceboy » Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:29 pm
Hmmm, light it on fire and videotape it.
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by CDN_Merlin » Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:40 pm
Ferno, remove all but 2 seats, paint over any words saying school and you can drive that bus with a Class G license.
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by Ferno » Wed Jan 23, 2008 3:26 pm
Gekko71 wrote: Can't the poice trace the last registered owner off the engine or chassis number and trace the current owner that way?
LOL
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by Do_Checkor » Wed Jan 23, 2008 3:30 pm
Duper wrote: Dude, you really need to quit buying tings on E-bay in your sleep. o_0 .. wow.
HAHAHahahaha....
I'm jealous tho
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by dissent » Wed Jan 23, 2008 3:31 pm
obviously, it's for the Partridge Family reunion ...
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by Ferno » Wed Jan 23, 2008 5:31 pm
so i'm callin around.. police can't get anyone to tow it, the bylaw guy i wanna talk to is out, and I just might end up sticking it on craigslist (H/T AT)
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by Tunnelcat » Wed Jan 23, 2008 5:57 pm
Have you tried to start it?
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by WillyP » Wed Jan 23, 2008 6:08 pm
It's really an amazing stroke of randomness though. Think about the random things that people write about here, some one gets a rat in their kitchen, someone else sees an accident where a random bit of car goes through a bus stop and kills two old ladies...
And Ferno gets a bus. You da man! Ferno it's an omen.
Maybe you are meant to do something with the bus, like turn it into a rolling lan party and go around the country playing Descent with random people.
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by roid » Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:34 pm
hahaha. Yeah Ferno - THIS it's what you were ment to do with your life .
You're destiny is not to get hit by a bus, but to one day hit someone else with one lol. You will save us from WW3
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by WillyP » Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:50 pm
All hail Ferno... Receiver of Golden Bus!
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by woodchip » Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:24 pm
Have you tried to see if the stop lights work? If they do you could have fun turning them on and setting them to flash. Especially in the morning when peeps are in a hurry to get off to work. Have someone sell coffee and doughnuts to them as they wait for you to turn off the lights. Oh the possibilities!
Que in \"The Magic Bus\" by The Who
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by TigerRaptor » Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:42 pm
roid wrote: hahaha. Yeah Ferno - THIS it's what you were ment to do with your life .
You're destiny is not to get hit by a bus, but to one day hit someone else with one lol. You will save us from WW3
For all we know he could be sitting behind the wheel of the that thing. While singing "Wheels on the bus go around, and around" with his Burger King Crown on.
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by Money! » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:21 am
It's the true coming of the Messiah! The Jews were right!
I say keep it, you might find a use for it.
Birdseye wrote: It's never over
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by Ferno » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:45 am
roid wrote: You're destiny is not to get hit by a bus, but to one day hit someone else with one lol. You will save us from WW3
TigerRaptorFX wrote: For all we know he could be sitting behind the wheel of the that thing. While singing "Wheels on the bus go around, and around" with his Burger King Crown on.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/86889 #
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by TigerRaptor » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:31 am
HAHA Smart ass whack job bus driver.