Subserviant Chicken
Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2004 7:12 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2004 7:20 pm
broken link for me...
Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2004 7:28 pm
That is way old. 
Someobdy posted it on one of my mailing lists a few days ago.
edit: they are probably getting hammered at the moment.
Someobdy posted it on one of my mailing lists a few days ago.edit: they are probably getting hammered at the moment.
Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2004 7:45 pm
The designers or the webservers?
Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2004 8:10 pm
thirty views and counting.. ok what's the sickest idea you had the chicken do?
Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2004 8:35 pm
suggestion: Choke the chicken
DC: both
DC: both
Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2004 10:16 pm
wtf, is this live or something?
he won't WRITE damnit! i command you to write!!!
he won't WRITE damnit! i command you to write!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2004 11:08 pm
it's all live. you write what you want to do in the textbox.
I told it to bang it's head against the couch just as a test. and it went and did it.
I told it to bang it's head against the couch just as a test. and it went and did it.
Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2004 3:40 am
hehehe i made him do the splits and stab himself in the eye.
mwuahahahahahaa
mwuahahahahahaa
Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2004 4:36 am
he made an attempt at my request for james brown dance routine. not too bad.
Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2004 10:41 am
told it to lay an egg. went through the motions, but no egg.
Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2004 11:05 am
It's not live, I think it prerecorded a lot of things and shows you whatever matches your request most.
I asked to turn off the light, didn't do it. Touch the ceiling, didn't do it.
I asked to turn off the light, didn't do it. Touch the ceiling, didn't do it.
Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2004 11:21 am
it seems live, but whenether it lags out, it goes to a prerecorder routine, where he wipes his sweat off.
but yeah, it's probably recorded, nobody would od taht 24/7, lol
but yeah, it's probably recorded, nobody would od taht 24/7, lol
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2004 10:48 am
haha! I told it to get high and it stood on the couch!
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2004 11:22 am
I told him to rub his stomach and pat his head. He's not very coordinated.
Edit: It just occured to me. What's the point of this site?
Edit: It just occured to me. What's the point of this site?
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2004 12:32 pm
it's almost spooky scary really, for some reason it reminds of snuff films
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2004 6:48 pm
haha, welcome to the internetLiquid Fire wrote:Edit: It just occured to me. What's the point of this site?
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 2:38 am
That's so ****ing twisted.
I can't believe they're trying to sell food with that. Everytime I see that ad I lose my appetite.
If this is the best B.K can come up with, they're doomed.
I can't believe they're trying to sell food with that. Everytime I see that ad I lose my appetite.
If this is the best B.K can come up with, they're doomed.
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 11:09 am
When I told him to get high, he wagged a finger at me
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 11:53 am
hehe, try "Burger King"
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 12:14 pm
it did that for me when i typed "act like a lesbian."Birdseye wrote:When I told him to get high, he wagged a finger at me
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 4:38 pm
tell it to fly, looks like it humps the couch!
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 7:05 pm
Tell him to eat a McDonalds hamburger. That was funny.
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 4:15 am
He can moonwalk and do handstands
Try "lay egg" //Edit - *spots Deadmeats post*
Try "lay egg" //Edit - *spots Deadmeats post*
Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2004 12:56 am
"make love to the camera"