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Lord High Admiral of the Kremulakian Earth Invaders
Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 7:13 am
by Nightshade
Waxulon-6, Lord High Admiral of the Kremulakian Earth Invaders
Attention Hu-Mans:
Mark your time! Behold the current heat readings of your atmosphere, which have now reached less than negative 40 in your Earth-degrees. Phase I of the Kremulakian conquest of your filthy pitiful orb is complete!
Foolish Hu-Mans, did you not suspect? It is now far too late for resistance. The planetary reign of the invincible Ice Beings of Kremulak can not be stopped, and thus I can now reveal all. And taunt your Earth-foolishness with delicious impunity! Ha ha ha!
http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/20 ... umans.html
Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:15 am
by woodchip
With his ears he should be named Dumbo.
Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:31 pm
by SilverFJ
That's the most ugly person in history.
Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 4:12 pm
by Tunnelcat
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 4:37 pm
by Spidey
See, tc conservatives can be funny…..
Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:42 pm
by dissent
hilarious piece.
though I'm pretty sure that the correlation between physical attractiveness and idiocy is pretty close to zero.
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 6:51 pm
by SilverFJ
dissent wrote:hilarious piece.
though I'm pretty sure that the correlation between physical attractiveness and idiocy is pretty close to zero.
You've obviously never heard of Paris Hilton. (Let alone any of the other "beautiful people"...)
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:47 pm
by Neo
Well, I believe I speak for every created thing and I think the Creator will agree with me when I say:
o_O
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Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:45 pm
by Tunnelcat
Spidey wrote:See, tc conservatives can be funny…..
When someone's
THAT BUTT UGLY, it doesn't take any humor talent to make it funny.
How about this guy. He looks like
'SKELETOR' to me.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Chertoff
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:09 pm
by Spidey
I was referring to the story.
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Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:11 pm
by Dakatsu
SilverFJ wrote:That's the most ugly person in history.
I always think of a rat when I see that guy
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Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:39 pm
by Tunnelcat
Spidey wrote:I was referring to the story.
Shoulda said so in the first place.
Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 2:00 pm
by Neo
Fred Bloggs says that the human is making a pun about global warming. Perhaps Mr. Bloggs is onto something. ^_~
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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 4:42 pm
by Sedwick
SilverFJ wrote:That's the most ugly person in history.
Politics: the rock star lifestyle for ugly people!
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Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 5:18 am
by Pandora
Sedwick wrote:Politics: the rock star lifestyle for ugly people!
ROFL. awesome
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Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 2:00 pm
by Duper
Neo wrote:Well, I believe I speak for every created thing and I think the Creator will agree with me when I say:
o_O
that certainly was my response when I saw his picture on the news a couple weeks back.
I was like: .. did I see what I THINK I saw???...o_0