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America

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:41 am
by Ferno
funny rant


Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:34 am
by Grendel
Hahahaha. Good one :)

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:38 am
by VonVulcan
Sounds like a Canadian. :P

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 3:33 pm
by Sergeant Thorne
Too wrong to be very funny. The stuff about safety labels was hilarious, though!

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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:55 pm
by Ferno
Sergeant Thorne wrote:Too wrong to be very funny. The stuff about safety labels was hilarious, though!
what's he wrong about? :)

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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:59 pm
by Octopus
Ferno wrote:what's he wrong about? :)
I can feel the thread closing around me...

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:12 pm
by Spidey
What was that I heard about Ferno not being a lefty. :roll:

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 8:54 pm
by Dakatsu
Nice find Ferno :D

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 8:58 pm
by Sergeant Thorne
It's the kind of rant that any liberal who doesn't like America can get behind, but it's not overly concerned with accuracy. It's just true enough to be palatable if you don't think about it too hard (where liberals live).

One of the most glaring untruths is that Christianity originated with the towel-heads.

I wouldn't deny that there are ignorant people in America, even a lot of ignorant people, but you know the extreme political right does not have a corner on the market, and neither does America as a country.

The only difference between this guy and the ignorant people he's supposedly calling out is that he has more people fooled (they get together and fool themselves in places called universities).

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 9:06 pm
by Octopus
Yeah those tricky universities.

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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 9:46 pm
by Ferno
Sergeant Thorne wrote:It's the kind of rant that any liberal who doesn't like America can get behind, but it's not overly concerned with accuracy. It's just true enough to be palatable if you don't think about it too hard (where liberals live).

One of the most glaring untruths is that Christianity originated with the towel-heads.

I wouldn't deny that there are ignorant people in America, even a lot of ignorant people, but you know the extreme political right does not have a corner on the market, and neither does America as a country.

The only difference between this guy and the ignorant people he's supposedly calling out is that he has more people fooled (they get together and fool themselves in places called universities).
LOL. God forbid someone might actually tell the truth. :D

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 9:46 pm
by Spidey
I hate to say it…but that guy is not referring to “the extreme right”, that happens to be the way the left feels about “all“ of us.

Which part of “the other half of America” didn’t you understand?

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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 9:52 pm
by Ferno
Spidey wrote:I hate to say it but that guy is not referring to “the extreme right”, that happens to be the way the left feels about “all“ of us.

Which part of “the other half of America” didn’t you understand?
and so you think that just because people like me don't agree with everything you say, we're automatically on the 'left' side? Seems like you guys are exactly like the ones he's talking about. :)

BTW.. Maybe you didn't see what forum you clicked on, but EnC is thataway.


disclaimer: the preceding is known as poking fun for those of you WHO TAKE THE INTERNET TOO SERIOUSLY!

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 11:02 pm
by Spidey
OIC, you post your filthy little hate-mongering video, under the guise of being humor, and expect not to get called on it. Maybe you should have noticed the 1200 comments on that video, before you tried “that” excuse.

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 11:24 pm
by Dakatsu
I thought it was funny; granted it has errors, but it entertained me. I wouldn't link to it for a source in an essay.
One of the most glaring untruths is that Christianity originated with the towel-heads.
Christianity originated from Judaism, which originated in the middle east, hence \"towel-heads\". Correct me if I'm wrong...

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 11:35 pm
by Spidey
Yes, you are wrong…“towel head” refers to Arabs, not Jews.

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Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:05 am
by Ferno
Spidey wrote:OIC, you post your filthy little hate-mongering video, under the guise of being humor, and expect not to get called on it. Maybe you should have noticed the 1200 comments on that video, before you tried “that” excuse.
can't stand anything contrary to your narrow minded view so you'll call it hate mongering. how can you be so f-ing stupid? who gives a ★■◆● about the comments? they're just armchair keyboard warriors like you, who just won't get up off their fat asses to do anything.

reality check pal. your opinion means absolutely nothing so quit actin like your crap doesn't stink. It's stinkin up the joint so bad the paint is peeling.

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:13 am
by Canuck
I thought the video was funny.
And as for Bible stories I think you guys ripped off the Egyptians... check out Horus;
http://www.religioustolerance.org/chr_jcpa5.htm

Sound familiar? There are more of these through the Centuries.

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:35 am
by Spidey
Now there’s the butt wad I remember so well. You have been acting so uppity lately, I almost forgot just how much of a lower class lame jerk you really are.

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Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:37 am
by Ferno
Spidey wrote:Now there’s the butt wad I remember so well. You have been acting so uppity lately, I almost forgot just how much of a lower class lame jerk you really are.
cmon is that the best you can do? that's about as deep as a puddle from this morning's rain.

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:39 am
by Spidey
Lol, you are not going to drag me down to your level.

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:41 am
by Sergeant Thorne
Dakatsu wrote:Christianity originated from Judaism, which originated in the middle east, hence "towel-heads". Correct me if I'm wrong...
The Jews (Judaism) are in Israel. We've never been at war with them. They're our allies (and hopefully it'll stay that way)--they're our friends. You know how everyone is afraid that certain Arab nations will develop nuclear weapons? Israel has nuclear weapons! This guy was talking like they are all the same thing over there, and saying we've been at war with them. They aren't, and we haven't!

Christianity extends from Judaism, but Islam is faithful to neither. Islam is a separate religion, and the Allah of the Koran bears little resemblance to the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob presented in the Bible.

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Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:54 am
by Ferno
Spidey wrote:Lol, you are not going to drag me down to your level.
and there's the pretentious twit we all love. :D

by the way.. do you know what jesus' favourite breakfast is?
This guy was talking like they are all the same thing over there, and saying we've been at war with them. They aren't, and we haven't!
Then who have you been dropping bombs on for the past 8 years? :D

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:01 am
by Canuck
Jesus enjoyed Bong-Hits first thing in the morning...

*Now we belong to Al-Qaeda Ferno

allah durka durka muhammad jihad ...

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:17 am
by Ferno
oh you mean that organization that gets it's name from the chair you drop your pants to and sit on for a half hour while reading the morning paper?

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Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:16 am
by Sergeant Thorne
Ferno wrote:Then who have you been dropping bombs on for the past 8 years? :D
Not Israel.

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Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:42 am
by CUDA
Spidey wrote:What was that I heard about Ferno not being a lefty. :roll:
WOW seems to me I heard the same thing :wink:

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Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 7:14 pm
by Ferno
Sergeant Thorne wrote:
Ferno wrote:Then who have you been dropping bombs on for the past 8 years? :D
Not Israel.
No kidding.

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Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:22 pm
by Sergeant Thorne
Ferno wrote:
Sergeant Thorne wrote:
Ferno wrote:Then who have you been dropping bombs on for the past 8 years? :D
Not Israel.
Oobviously.
I think I lost you. ;)

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:21 pm
by Ferno
Sergeant Thorne wrote:
Ferno wrote:
Sergeant Thorne wrote:
Ferno wrote:Then who have you been dropping bombs on for the past 8 years? :D
Not Israel.
Oobviously.
I think I lost you. ;)
you couldn't even spell 'obviously' right. ;)

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Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:46 pm
by Dakatsu
Spidey wrote:Yes, you are wrong…“towel head” refers to Arabs, not Jews.
I thought the jews were arabs? As in they originated in the middle east. Arab isn't synonymous with Muslim.

...But I am probably wrong about the jew part... :P

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:33 pm
by Sergeant Thorne
You go back far enough and the Jews and Arabs do come from the same people (EDIT: I believe their lineage is traced to Abraham's two sons, respectively, Isaac and Ishmael), unless I'm very mistaken. But that doesn't matter, because aside from a shared lineage there is and has been a huge difference between the two, and Christianity came from the Jews/Judaism, not the Arabs/Muslims. Historically I don't think Arabs = Muslims, but I believe Islam is the predominant religion in the Arab world today.

Edited to clear up a confusing parenthetical statement.

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:11 pm
by Spidey
Jews & Arabs…

Race/Ethnicity=Semites (both)
Religion=Jewish (Jews) & Islam (Arabs) (for the most part)
Jewish Countries=1 (Israel)
Arab Countries aprox=25 (Saudi Arabia, etc)

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 3:09 pm
by Ferno
Image

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:21 pm
by Spidey
Although Patty is a moron, there is some truth to at least 3 of those quotes. :wink:

One of the 3 is completely true.

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:57 pm
by Gooberman
That the feminist agenda encourages women to become lesbians?

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Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 6:43 pm
by VonVulcan
Spidey wrote:Although Patty is a moron, there is some truth to at least 3 of those quotes. :wink:

One of the 3 is completely true.
You are quite correct there Spidey.

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:43 pm
by Ferno

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:47 pm
by Gooberman
Well one is quasi-fact and another is fact:

The first part of the constitution one is fact.

And the fact that we have the ability to take out Chavez, and Pat thinks we should, are both true.

Unsure of the 3rd though.

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 6:29 am
by CUDA
the one about Hitler is fact also.

EDIT: well the going together part might not be. but who knows :P