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Newest Apple laptop
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 4:22 pm
by Canuck
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/a ... olutionary
Haha! @ \"I'll buy almost anything if it's shiny and made by Apple\"
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 5:26 pm
by Duper
..wait.. did she just say \"dicking around\"??
er.. is this thing for real?
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 5:57 pm
by EngDrewman
LMFAO!!!
I get so fed up with stupid Apple AND their users who think that Mac is a way of life.
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 6:21 pm
by Dakatsu
Duper wrote:..wait.. did she just say "dicking around"??
er.. is this thing for real?
The Onion
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 7:27 pm
by Duper
?
Never seen that site before. I gather it's mostly sarcasm.
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 7:39 pm
by Lothar
Duper wrote:Never seen that site before. I gather it's mostly sarcasm.
"OMG NOOB" posts coming in 3... 2... 1...
(The Onion has been a popular satire newspaper/website for at least 15 years. I remember reading the paper version back in college.)
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 10:14 pm
by Duper
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 10:42 pm
by Sirius
If you look up their video on a recent Sony release, Duper, I think it will become even more self-evident.
(Might not want to do so at work, though.)
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 12:23 am
by EngDrewman
Sirius wrote:If you look up their video on a recent Sony release, Duper, I think it will become even more self-evident.
(Might not want to do so at work, though.)
Sony Releases New Stupid Piece of $hit that Doesn't Fuc|{ ing Work
~System Specifications~
- Makes the most irritating beeping sound you've ever heard in your god dam life
- Fuc|{ s up everything else you hook up to it
- 'Scans for recievers', whatever the fuc|{ that means
- Flashes random fuc|{ ing words and numbers on the display screen
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 12:53 am
by Sirius
That's the one!
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 11:22 am
by Warlock
wtf really WTF
im sorry but apple is fuckin retards. i could type hella faster then trying to use a fricken wheel
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 11:23 am
by Krom
I don't know whats more amusing. The Onion, or people taking The Onion seriously.
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 11:26 am
by Warlock
yeah i watch it with sound the 2nd time i feel retarded
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 11:31 am
by Duper
Sirius wrote:If you look up their video on a recent Sony release, Duper, I think it will become even more self-evident.
(Might not want to do so at work, though.)
Like I said, I've Never even HEARD of this site before. I kinda figured it was satire when the gal said something about "dicking around". But really, I wouldn't put it past Apple to do something that stupid. Over engineering a product is totally possible when you think you're the absolute best.
I've seen THAT more than once over the years. I see that as the "new" way of texting on the iPhone though.
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 1:56 am
by Topher
Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:18 pm
by JMEaT
I saw this awhile back. Very funny.
The university I work for is converting a chunk of its faculty and all incoming freshmen to MacBooks. I was the sole lucky IT tech that was chosen to get Apple Care certified.
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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:09 pm
by DCrazy
JMEaT wrote:The university I work for is converting a chunk of its faculty and all incoming freshmen to MacBooks. I was the sole lucky IT tech that was chosen to get Apple Care certified.
What, no more Sheetz?
I'd just assign a random keyboard shortcut to run "rm -rf ~/" on every machine you bring in. Make it different for each user.
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Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:37 am
by JMEaT
DCrazy wrote:JMEaT wrote:The university I work for is converting a chunk of its faculty and all incoming freshmen to MacBooks. I was the sole lucky IT tech that was chosen to get Apple Care certified.
What, no more Sheetz?
I'd just assign a random keyboard shortcut to run "rm -rf ~/" on every machine you bring in. Make it different for each user.
I already have my script written:
sudo rm -rf /
And yes 11 years with Sheetz and it is no more, I work in IT with a local university now.
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Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:24 am
by snoopy
JMEaT wrote:DCrazy wrote:JMEaT wrote:The university I work for is converting a chunk of its faculty and all incoming freshmen to MacBooks. I was the sole lucky IT tech that was chosen to get Apple Care certified.
What, no more Sheetz?
I'd just assign a random keyboard shortcut to run "rm -rf ~/" on every machine you bring in. Make it different for each user.
I already have my script written:
sudo rm -rf /
And yes 11 years with Sheetz and it is no more, I work in IT with a local university now.
Problem is, J, yours is dummyproof (root password required), while the first isn't.
