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Job position open

Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2004 7:57 am
by woodchip
Hamas is interviewing for another leader:

"An Israeli missile strike killed Hamas leader Abdel Aziz Rantisi as he rode in his car Saturday evening,"

Job applicants need only know how to say, "Kill Israelies" in arabic. I.Q's need not be over 79.
Bennies are 70 virgins.
Age not a factor as the selected candidate will only be on job a limited amount of time. EEOE

Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2004 8:03 am
by TheCops
i read this morning they have selected a new leader but are not disclosing his identity. but isreal prolly already knows.

Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2004 10:41 am
by Kyouryuu
Israel knows and has announced it on their airwaves already.

One wonders if what happens with Hamas would become similar to what happens to Al Queda if we nab Bin Laden. The Middle East has no shortage of zealous sheep with a penchant for ignorant hated.

Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2004 10:59 am
by Will Robinson
/me thinks the Palestinians will not accept peace until outsiders stop using them as pawns in their jihad against Israel.
If left to their own devices I think Palestine would have become a state already.

If it goes well the 'war on terror' could end up also being the Palestinians war of independance. Think of the war on terror as a tactical manuever, cutting off the supply lines and command structure.

Finish the job in Iraq, topple the fanatics in Iran by force or by aiding an internal force, bulldoze Syria (a task so overdue we should be embarrased) and you will have set the Palestinians free.

Yea, yea, I know and I was the last on my block to accept the fact that the easter bunny wasn't real....

Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2004 11:09 am
by Krom
Hahahaha Will!